Sabilous Don Aperdale

I am a gnome.

please no racist on Twitter pag

@urlocalgnome is my wife hands off

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

Caught my opps lacking in the magic forest

[gnomecliff @Gnomecliff]

@kahonusgnome @LilSparklebeard Ayyy bipolar gnome gang

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

My wife snuck a Viagra into the stew last night. I still have not recovered.

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

Fuck modern medicine we have elixirs

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

I'm back on this god forsaken app

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

Bitches be shopping!

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

My horny ass COULD NOT watch the Abraham Lincoln assassination.

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

My horny ass CANNOT have access to love spells 😭😭

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

My horny ass could NOT live in the fairy garden

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

Just recovered from my magic mushroom incident. Boy oh boy was that eventful!

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@Themasterpeach @evilwendell So tru

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@evilwendell are you a top or a bottom the village must know

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

HELP! HELP! I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A MAGIC MUSHROOM STUCK UP MY ASS! ITS STARTING TO KICK IN! HELP ME!

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@urlocalgnome It's delicious I am slurping on this shit rn <333 I love you

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@dome4gnomes Jolly good idea brother

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

Finally reunited with my brother @dome4gnomes at long last. What a profound and cheery moment.

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@urlocalgnome You are <3

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

I hate goblins those cheeky whores.

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

THIS MAN IS AN IMPOSTER. WE MUST BANISH HIM AT ONCE.

[Sabilous Don Aperdale @mountaindewle]

@urlocalgnome @dome4gnomes Just one glass