Ruth Mason

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@JeffyJFR Praying for a miracle! 🙏🙏 our God is a mighty healer and miracle worker!!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

After tonight, it’s even clearer that the Senate should take the SAVE America Act and continue debating it until it passes

Repost if you agree

[CONSTITUTION X 🇺🇸 @ConstitustionX]

🚨 SHOCKING POLL JUST DROPPED — Even CNN can’t hide it anymore!
76% of BLACK Americans DEMAND nationwide Voter ID!
85% of White voters
82% of Latino voters
EVERY major group is OVERWHELMINGLY saying YES to the SAVE Act!
Senator John Thune — these numbers need to get through your thick skull RIGHT NOW. America has spoken. Stop the excuses.
PASS THE SAVE ACT TODAY or explain to every voter why you’re ignoring 80%+ of the country!
This is NOT optional. 🇺🇸🔥
Tag @JohnThune @SenateGOP @GOP
RETWEET if you want real election integrity!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

The federal government makes you work months out of every year

Then it uses that money to create horrible things that harm you

Then it lies to you about it

Time for a constitutional reset

Share if you agree

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@SandySmithNC @PressSec Congratulations she is beautiful!!

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

I’m tired of the Senate’s evergreen excuse for inaction:

“We don’t have 60 votes.”

There are ways around the 60-vote cloture standard.

It’s time to start using them.

And stop disingenuously characterizing any refusal to do so as virtuous or conservative.

Share if you agree.

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@KeithMalinak @Texasbizzle1 He is risen indeed!!!

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@KeithMalinak Why is it that Arizona doesn’t have to change but everyone else does. JUST SAY NO!!

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Senator John Thune? Why won’t you BRING THE SAVE ACT TO A VOTE?!
PLEASE RETWEET!!

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@LeaderJohnThune @sbaprolife When do we celebrate passing the SAVE ACT and voter ID?

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@LeaderJohnThune @POTUS When are you people going to pass the Save Act? You are all useless if you don’t!!!!

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@RightScopee E

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@WHLeavitt @LeaderJohnThune E

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@GuntherEagleman F

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@REMASCULATE That’s exactly what my brother and his family are doing this year. Here at the “Home” we’re having prime rib can’t wait. 🎄🎉

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@VinnysCorner1 Bart Starr

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@atensnut 7th grade study hall.

[Ruth Mason @mountaingal6891]

@Hot_Pepper76 I not only saw one I used one for many years and hung my laundry out on the clothes lines. Wow I guess I’m old.