Martin Eames

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@bphillipsonMP 😂

If it wasn’t so serious, you would be funny…

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@jonsopel He’s not going to suck your cock Jon…

Well, he may actually!

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@gingerrtom That’s correct, the worst, most hated Prime Minister in UK history!

Suck it up buttercup

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Look at them all, grinning as they parachute in a bloke who has tried and failed to be Labour leader twice, who won a manufactured by-election and will now become PM unopposed so he can avoid all scrutiny of what he actually stands for. Risible.

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@GordonBrown The only think assured is that he will always be remembered as the worst and most hated Prime Minister this country has ever had; what a legacy!

Only marginally ahead of your good self Sir, and he didn’t even sell the country’s gold for a song too.

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@Ed_Miliband Shut up you cock! You’re next!

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

Genius! 🤣🤣

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@tom_watson Shut up you moron, the majority are celebrating the fall of the cnut!

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@SamCKx Sold out pensioners
Sold out farmers
Lied his way to power
Lied about a 22bn black hole
Tried to surrender Chagos Islands
Highest taxes in history
Rising Unemployment due to fiscal policies
No support for main ally
Weakest most hated PM in UK history

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@PolitlcsUK I’m sure FIFA will by sympathetic to the England fans

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@ZackPolanski Tonight, some village is missing its idiot… behave you whopper!

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@AndrewHWestern Have you thought about what you will do after 2029 yet Andrew??

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Perhaps it's just one of those everyday beheadings
that the Welsh Methodists are usually involved in

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@LeeHarris Thick as dog shit!

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Sounds like he had a terrible argument with his husband this morning

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@donmcgowan Wow, there’s none so thick as pig shit! Open your eyes before your big mouth!

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@BBCNews Shame on you

[Martin Eames @mountaingoat74]

@MattChorley @GoodwinMJ You didn’t misremember at all, we see you Matt! ✊💦

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

We now have a social credit system where the harder you work, the more tax you pay, the more rules you follow the lower your score.

If you arrive illegally, carry a weapon, assault a police officer, live on benefits and have multiple wives you are basically invulnerable.

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

UK law:

If you are Muslim you can punch a police offer in the face, bang your first cousin and claim benefits for your fourth wife (also a family number)

If you are white, you get prison time for tweeting how pissed off you are about it.

Labour are inciting riots