Aspen Dukes

Wife/girlfriend/fiancé/bottom-bitch/significant-other/ball-and-chain of Matt Seibert of the @themrbsshow

Instagram @mountaingrl0714

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

@IDOT_Illinois Can you please put card readers at your toll plazas? Ohio and Indiana has them... #chicago #illinois #idot #whocarriescashanymore

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

Not good... https://t.co/1eC33XNokS

[Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT) @ColoradoDOT]

US-50 Closed E of Pueblo MM 322;b/c a wild fire;Use alt rte;No est time of reopening

[MidnightSmoke Stevie @Midnightsmoke1]

Oh lastly, if you have time. Please come and listen to @themrbsshow . We really do have a great time doing this show in hopes to make others laugh and feel good for an hour each week. Episode 133: Autestacles by The MR. BS Show #SoundCloud
https://t.co/5JNltjvnxh

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

@Midnightsmoke1 Happy birthday, Steve! Love you!

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

There is a difference between then and than. Get it right people!

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

I'm one of those people that doesn't celebrate pet birthdays.

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

"... they found a young man asleep in a computer chair... with his pants around his knees." "In another incident,... there were people in the hot tub of the hotel smoking the "devil's grass."" #exploresummit #summitcountycolorado #silverthornecolorado #welcometoourhome #nowleave

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

@AfterBurn739 Cock support #emotionalsupport #peahen #females #steveirwined #itsalsoaverb #itsalongstory

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

Summit County jobs...

[Podcast Share @PodcastShare]

@themrbsshow runs a meet up once a year called Why Not Con. First year was in Vegas and last year was in Denver. We are going back to Vegas this year you should join us: @WhyNotCon is where you can find info. Sep 7-9th

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

@CaseyNeistat “If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.” - Warren Miller #becomingawelder

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

I always learn something new about my reproductive system when I watch the Kardashians.

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

... and that's why I don't like cricket.

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

All I know is that I miss you guys! Break out the Tito's! I'm over wine for a while ;-) @AfterBurn739 #afterburn739 #cobraswhistlefarts #midgeisatwat #kittytheaccidentalracist #señorjefe #litleo

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

Since we're doing all the movie remakes, can we do "To Wong Foo"? Casting would be interesting. Discuss. #towongfoo #thanksforeverything #julienewmar #channingtatum #sorryihadtosayit #youdwatchit

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

Odio a la gente.

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@CaseyNeistat Glad to see my tax dollars have been put to good use. Why did we get rid of NASA?

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

April 18th...

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

"I blame your wife"? That's your shot in the dark for the reason why Matt and I we were "late" to Hollywood Babble-on in Boulder? @Potatopunches71 #onlytakefirewhenyouseethetarget

[Aspen Dukes @mountaingrl0714]

#lakedillon #dilloncolorado #friscocolorado #summitcounty #lakelife #winter #worstwinterin60years #prayforsnow