Jared Wells

Engineer

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

@SpongebobMemory @TaylorDFischer

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

@SpongebobMemory @TaylorDFischer

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

"Jared. Don't you want to be as efficient as a parabolic fin when it's transferring heat to the surrounding system?" @NicholasMorgUSA

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

@SpongebobMemory @TaylorDFischer

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

I spend my time in advanced undergrad physics lectures fluctuating between a state of hopelessness and and awe.

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

@batkaren @TheToddWilliams (SMBC comics) mathematician breakups: "I'm making a 'you'-substitution."

[Jonathan Eisen @phylogenomics]

YES: National Science Foundation (@NSF) will not tolerate harassment at grantee institutions https://t.co/ju1K6L3vVr

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

Leaving my snow-covered driveway might as well be leaving the atmosphere.

[Prof Jamie Woodward @Jamie_Woodward_]

When science is art - stunning photographs of snowflakes @McrMuseum https://t.co/h4usEeHMzA @DerekTheWeather #snow

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

Resigns in disgrace over sexual harassment charges, receives title of Professor Emeritus from UC Berkeley? Bullshit. https://t.co/zhRuLS2FPa

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

We hereby name this winter storm #Snowzilla
https://t.co/hMYcbmGY5u

[Dr Janine Krippner @janinekrippner]

This really helped me with my fieldwork, if you need $$$ for grad research send in an application https://t.co/58QSYp5NGY

[NOAA @NOAA]

JUST IN - It’s official: 2015 is Earth’s warmest year on record. @NOAANCEIclimate
https://t.co/YNyFXzMnu1

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

@LesleyDGarrett I feel like I'm supposed to carry all those people.

[Jared Wells @mountainwells]

-6ºF placing my trust in fashionably insulated overalls.

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

[Speech Therapy]
Therapist: Repeat after me: I’m thirsty
Dad: I’m…thirsty
T: I’m hungry
D: I’m…H...Hi Hungry, I’m Dad
T: *throws clipboard*

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I need Lemmy, Bowie, Alan Rickman and the guy who played Grizzly Adams! I'll explain later!" -- God, planning a heist #RIPDanHaggerty