x - bumper bowie🏔️

yikesers… the FLYERS + god’s country PITTSBURGH + the Mets I guess + that turtle soup oomf🐢 @bonkerbump 🏳️‍🌈✡️ DENVER BARKEY🔥💯🗣️

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

hi all I’ve been too online and it’s bad for my mental health so I’m taking a twitter break. I love you guys❤️❤️❤️❤️

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@chefbriere the failure to mention my contribution to bringing up the mac and cheese is blasphemous

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

me and dana queened out with a 28 year old stranger on the street and now he’s in our friend’s apartment and we’re discussing how to say mac n cheese in sign language

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@cbradypp I didn’t do it on purpose

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

me catching my cheating gf: tung tung tung sah-whore !!!!!!

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@keephappinesss and I’m literally here but I didn’t hear that

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@keephappinesss I’m crying

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@JennAH1217 @chefbriere I’m nauseous

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@chefbriere which one r u talking about

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@JennAH1217 @chefbriere HOW IS THAT NORMAL TO U

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@chefbriere I literally clicked on the replies to do just that and saw this

[kate 🦦 @97murphyy]

who the fuck am i supposed to root for if its Anaheim vs Vegas

[k and 🏒 @harboringmyself]

“i’m so glad i porter mar-know you”

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

you’ll never get away from the sound of the women that loves you. was I just an april fool?

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

you know I’m such an april fool for you

[j ⁹ ⁸¹ @9rysdale]

refs during this series

[real danny brière @chefbriere]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

possession tonight?!?!?👀👀👀 possession tonight queen??!??👀👀

[dana @keephappinesss]

they can’t sleep me

[x - bumper bowie🏔️ @mounteeev]

@snoopyflyers BRUHHHHH

[k and 🏒 @harboringmyself]

oh i’m bonking it!