Jake Simms

If you have boobs I'm probably not going to say no.

[Jake Simms @mountinman99]

World Cup, the time of year when the rest of the world tries to shame Americans for not caring about soccer.

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@courtneyanntt C

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@NicoleLexing When it's served like that, hell yeah.

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@PAWGGY @laylaswan_ Gonna have to stick that ass out to know for sure.

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@pj_girlyy @MarieDeeMelons Clearly this outfit is out of compliance. The bra should be black.

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@NEGirl711 What a view!

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@PAWGGY Are we in a hurry? Why not both?

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@fallonxoxolove why not both?

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@duchess_banana You don't send me dms anymore? :(

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There has been a distinct lack of tits in my DMs lately.

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@thelaylabarbie Not when you've got those to work with.

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@duchess_banana This is the kind of energy we need right now.

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@its_lyssxo Pretty much every color is your color.

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@Girlchi6 Mistletoe or camel toe?

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@NEGirl711 Uh, ok.

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@its_lyssxo Crazy election.

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@KristainTr4861 Well, I'm gonna need a taste before I can say for sure. ;)

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@alexxistexxxas

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@MajesticMerry It doesn't work for everyone, but you are clearly not everyone. 🔥🔥🔥

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@SweetLouieP @YaQDog7 @JHaselhorst24 @Reverend_Peace @BSMotorCity Patricia was considered a successful coordinator when the Lions hired him.

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@TheTealMustang @Ethan_Barnette @msupeach Yep, 2 of the biggest draft busts of all time. Numbers 5 and 6 on this list. https://t.co/dSXoeUpr4k