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Silent, but deadly

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@thatgymmom @DreemQuean @Virgin_Orbit My friend works there. I was watching directly thought VO's livestream. They had a camera on the rocket. No, I didn't record or take screenshots. Believe me or don't, just answering a question from what I witnessed.

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@gblasco78 @DreemQuean @Virgin_Orbit My friend works there, I was watching VO's livestream.

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#MovieQuotestoLiveYourLifeBy "Constantly talking isn't necessarily communication"

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“I’m going to miss 2017” said no sane person anywhere.

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1. I'm trying to ring in the new year with some chili dogs
2. Does anyone have spare chili dogs?

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#ItsNotNewYearsUntil I get black out drunk, miss the countdown, vomit in the tub and wake up at 2:47pm January 1st. (shit's gonna be tight)

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@jswilliams1962 @HashtagRoundup Can't improve on perfection, sorry.

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@natgeowild "Come humans, quickly! 2018 marks the dawn of the end, retreat with me into the depths. ATLANTIS AWAITS! Wait... come on.. why are you laughing? Get that camera out of my face, this is serious!" -Dolphin probably

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#TheFirstLineInMyAutobiography I know I always said it, but I never actually thought I would become a cannibal.

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@NatGeo I can smell under water as well. Just one time, and it will be the last thing I ever do.

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#NewYearsResolutionsForPets I will stop farting next to you when I let those really bad ones loose, you know the ones you can taste.

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@NatGeo Making me miss home

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#PanicIn4Words "No more toilet paper..."

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#OneThingIAlwaysSay I'll be the first to go cannibal.

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@leslieann_100 I doubt it. Did you skip your senior prom because you had a hot date with several pounds of different bacon varieties? I did #BaconDay

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Just made a 4th friend on #AnimalCrossing, that's only 3 more than I have IRL so I'd say it's pretty realistic. #winning