Mousebear

We're two dudes who do stuff and things.

[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

Samurai Cop is the sort of bad movie where after watching, colors seem more vibrant, food tastes better, and full-blown synesthesia triggers inside of you allowing you to actually taste those more vibrant colors. https://t.co/5mVExB295n

[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

Sharing an ongoing effort to catalog all the HIP HOPERA: Rap Concept albums out there in the world. There is no comprehensive Rap Concept Album list... BUT we're going to change that: https://t.co/vEKG7raT7w #hiphop #rap #conceptalbums

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Entire Movie Audience Standing In Exit Row Due To Unexpected Scene in Credits https://t.co/snDZRWrSJr

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Designer Babies' genetic makeup can be altered to include immunizations against diseases like HIV or eliminate full-blown disabilities like having a small dick. https://t.co/wRyULtzP3L

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Uncle Says 5-Year-Old Niece is Sexist for Always Identifying With Female Characters https://t.co/gxcqLt7KCo

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Ford's package delivery nightmare is a headless robot that transports itself in an autonomous car, but don't worry it's only for your nightmares right now https://t.co/HE0xBrmsy6

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Petition to Remake "Big Dick Daddies 7" Reaches 20,000 Signatures https://t.co/WRsfpXXKdY

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"Damnit. The Guy Is Working Today." https://t.co/9qlrC2JZ38

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"Chernobyl Would Never Happen In America," Says American
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Go See Booksmart Right Now, You Pieces of Shit!
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[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. is an intentionally bizarre concept done with a wink and nod, about an American cop turned Japanese superhero who loves raw mackerel and killer chopsticks but it definitely trips and falls a few times too. https://t.co/kWD9c801jF

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@TheHeckleBros bUT nEw YoRk iS a biG mArKEt

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Zolar (2004) is an example of a studio being so painfully out of touch with its audience. Some coked-out Kids' WB exec watched the 2002 X-Games and thought "throw in a blue skateboarding alien and his burnout adoptive dad and I can sell this to tweens" https://t.co/6yJEmGj08q

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@RiffTrax Karate Dog

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I don’t want to bet against James Cameron since the guy has grossed $6.222 billion at the box office in his career, but I have yet to meet a single person who is excited for an Avatar sequel, let alone FOUR MORE Avatars. https://t.co/ozxY0F6LOv

[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie nobody asked for, but everyone complained so much that they will redesign Sonic for an audience that probably won't even see the film. https://t.co/UzXVz7HWZO

[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

Somehow 1983's Sleepaway Camp transcends it's low-budget hackery to rise above mediocrity to deliver some truly memorable kills and has fun with the slasher tropes, but it's biggest crime was the crime against fashion. Also the rampant pedophilia https://t.co/Lz6V0wc6lC

[The Onion @TheOnion]

James Harden: ‘I Just Want A Fair Shot Where I Can Get A Foul Called On Every Play’ https://t.co/bpbGoGvSYO

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In 1991 Christopher Walken starred in McBain, the early nineties version of The Expendables where nobody has muscles and everybody wears pants up to their nips. 240 people die, everything blows up and Walken headshots a pilot from an adjacent plane https://t.co/bR6fouE53x

[Mousebear @mousebearcomedy]

The 2009 Green Lantern movie First Flight is actually a Sinestro origin film and he's basically Denzel Washington in Training Day trying to brainwash Hal Jordan into being an even bigger dick.
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