scheming eunuch

im a big shiny horse looking at itself in the mirror again

[: @sn0oozey]

I live a dishonorable life and I’ve disappointed every person whose love and affection I’ve attempted to win over through the years and im also not really interested in becoming a better person

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

i didnt take little jam home but i did take this thing with me. no fucking clue what it is at all there were other caterpillars that looked nothing like this and i could only find the one. im seriously so amused it looks like drooling emoji

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

this weird 3d printed thing at the comic store reminded me a lot of old jimmy wilson

[olga @NOTolgaa]

some guy next to me at nowadays started throwing up and i was like ‘hey are you ok’ and he said ‘yeah i’m just throwing up’

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

returned to the scene of the crime

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

just spent $100 at a record store bc they had a ween compilation cd

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

i really only discovered it was supposed to glow today upon finding this picture but it was definitely not glowing by the time we got our hands on it 20 yrs after it was made

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

just remembered this useless ass toy my family had that only served to be ugly and offputting and the kids would just whip each other with the hat

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

@magikbetty no dude youre gonna belch.

[scheming eunuch @mousebitecel]

hanging out with old irls and out of the blue getting handed a tadc character assignment and then told “oh you seem like youd have watched it” when i said idk tadc like that