g

[g @mousegorl]

why would I settle when my dad sends me home with mulitple individual servings of frozen pozole to enjoy when I want

[g @mousegorl]

Who is this diva

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

I’m in your house in your fridge looking at what condiments you have

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

me asf

[WORLD CULTURE 🌐 @pedestrian]

Scary Movie (2000)

[Blair Dulder CPA™ 🧃 @runaway_vol]

when a girl likes you, she basically thinks that your potential is greater than your retardation

[gloria alamrew, renowned Pisces 🌒 @GloriaAlamrew]

Close Friends on IG has to be some of the most fascinating sociological stuff we've got rn cause who can't know you eating a panini friend??

[g @mousegorl]

my work bestie got let go and like 3 people at work have been like “hey so sorry about x” like she died lmaooo

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

I want to drink Diet Coke and do drugs

[g @mousegorl]

@dahliaplz welcome 🤓

[g @mousegorl]

in case anyone was wondering…

[g @mousegorl]

@ohhopey @lacatracha15 😭😭😭😂😂 this pic of Luna

[ceibeña🇭🇳 @lacatracha15]

I just thought of @mousegorl telling me “he wont be able to run away to beat his ass if he fucks up” when I said a crippled man asked me on a date lmfaooo

[g @mousegorl]

@lacatracha15 @Catshealdeprsn She’s gonna jump on your head to get to the bed Lmaoo

[g @mousegorl]

@lacatracha15 @ohhopey Not me I’m skinny…

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

You’re such a good girl bro

[g @mousegorl]

@vvvnnneee Yall don’t want my kidneys. They’re probably like raisins

[g @mousegorl]

@vvvnnneee