Norma Moore

[Norma Moore @Mousehole1]

@QcWynter Not enough of us speak up in public sadly. Most keep their heads down and mutter in private.

We have a few brave comedians who get a good reception so people shouldn't feel so cowed.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

The Color Purple

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A shower enclosure with a lenticular lens made Justin Flom’s wife vanish in plain sight.

[Nicky Clark @MrsNickyClark]

Physicians associates -who should be called assistants in my view - are a useful auxiliary service as long as they stay in their realm of knowledge and experience only.
This wasn’t that and is horrific. The poor little girl.

[Jonny Bell @Jonnywsbell]

How anyone fell for this reality-denying nonsense is beyond me........it really is...😕

This is peak insanity...🥴

[#HalfBae @_Pvplx_]

This comes to mind immediately 😭🤣🤣

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Quotes From British Military Annual Personnel Reports.

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

2. I would not breed from this Officer.

3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.

4. This officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.

5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.

6. When she opens her mouth, it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2 man submarine.

8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

10. Technically sound, but socially impossible.

11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.

12. When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.

13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

17. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

18. This Officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.

20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.

21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.

22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

26. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

28. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm.

30. A room temperature IQ.

31. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

32. A gross ignoramus, 143 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.

34. He has been working with glue too long.

35. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.

36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.

37. If two people are talking, and one looks bored, he's the other one.

38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.

39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.

40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

41. He's so dense, light bends around him.

42. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

44. Takes him 1.1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

45. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is long gone.

😁😁

[Norma Moore @Mousehole1]

@QcWynter I agree wholeheartedly.

Society has become far too entitled. An 'I want it, and I want it NOW!' society.

We used to be brought up to be grateful for what you got - you might have hoped for something but never demanded it.

Demanding pronouns would have been totally ridiculed.

[Norma Moore @Mousehole1]

@LBFlyawayhome Interesting one!

[Helen Day @LBFlyawayhome]

An observation test for your inner 8-year-old.
Can you spot the 13 mistakes in the picture?

From Treasure magazine, 1965
Official answers coming soon

(Even if you don’t reply, could you please ‘like’ or share this one?)

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

“The culture is bad” says @wesstreeting and he’s spot on. Viciously bullying culture that @Keir_Starmer knows about but always says it’s nowt to do with him.

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

Wow

[Dr Ali G (🦋 @dralig.bsky.social) @AlisonGeorge10]

A deeply distressing & unnecessary case!

A 5yr old was prescribed a vaginal pessary🚨by a PA.

YES! You read that right - a vaginal pessary….for a 5yr old🔥

When will this unethical healthcare experiment stop?

SOS‼️

@RCPCHtweets
@LittlePersonDoc
@LaylaMoran
@Jeremy_Hunt

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

“The idea that a man could be ‘perceived’ as potentially pregnant was first presented to me during the Tickle v Giggle submissions in 2023. It sounded as stupid then as it does now. The difference is that more Australians are finally listening.”

Op-ed by me 👇

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

A glove goes missing. Then another. You think the cat’s being weird again… until you realize....

[Dennis Noel Kavanagh @Jebadoo2]

@StephenMorganMP You’re literally proposing legislation to criminalise talking therapy.

That therapy is crucial for the 80-90% same sex attracted cohort that appear at gender clinics.

You are, ironically, proposing a conversion therapy measure by which homosexual teens impersonate straights

[Norma Moore @Mousehole1]

@babybeginner How marvellous - but be very careful!

[Joe Rich @joerichlaw]

BREAKING: Labour may be forced to break silence over secret arrangements for Keir Starmer's Chagos Islands 'surrender' and Peter Mandelson’s involvement in it (via @GBNews) https://t.co/iIXmtQ5GJV

[Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha]

Ultimately - A medically unqualified person allowed to perform
an intimate examination on a child, misdiagnosed & treated incorrectly which led to harm.

The mother thought the PA was a GP

This is NEGLIGENCE

The unethical PA experiment on patients must be stopped