The kid

retired mouse prez. Wisconsin native. married to a rocket. larpmaxxer.

[The kid @mousemogger]

Pay @HomeBy3Official @heatdaddy69420 @J_Swish24 their money

[The kid @mousemogger]

@JD54832 @sportsw2t @captaincaleb18 Get a load of this retard 😹

[Johnny Stenson @sportsw2t]

@CalebGoatQB1 Bears fans on their way home from their "shift"(drug dealing):

[The kid @mousemogger]

@CalebGoatQB1 Coming from the dork with a fan account for another man. A gay man, at that. Don’t see a lot of losers like you in my line of work

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

PCA’s controller just froze

[The kid @mousemogger]

@espn Dave Jackson is full blown shitfaced on the air right now. It’s a good time to let his old ass go

[The kid @mousemogger]

@pasta4hart @spittinchiclets This is the best takeaway from this situation. “If it hit his glove it’s no goal, if it hit his stick it’s a goal” was all he had to offer. Thanks Dave you jackass

[The kid @mousemogger]

@Samwhite667845 Left are FURIOUS looking at this. Cheers Sam

[The kid @mousemogger]

@lil__dyl Everyone has boat loads of money yet no one is at work during normal hours

[The kid @mousemogger]

My neighbor backed into my parked car. That’s the tweet. That’s it. I’m not pumped about it and I don’t know how you back into a stationary object with a backup camera but that’s neither here nor there

[The kid @mousemogger]

@MichaelCarrubba @iJordanMoore Michael have you lost your fucking mind you absolute bag of milk hob goblin looking twink

[The kid @mousemogger]

@LeBagJames1 Every time I hop in my ‘08 Impala I admire its simplicity I couldn’t agree more with this take

[The kid @mousemogger]

@RicoCharleIV So funny seeing all the Spotify users post their all time playlist and shit on Apple Music when Apple has had this for years. But still Rico, you’ve got good taste fella

[The kid @mousemogger]

Early game 4 lead for LV. Don’t count The Kid out just yet tho, talk about a miracle on ice

[The kid @mousemogger]

Driving into Vegas after finals with full-on Rodney tilt this weekend. 2-1 series lead for sin city but I’m not going down with a fuckin fight

[The kid @mousemogger]

Driving into Vegas after finals with full-on Rodney tilt this weekend. 2-1 series lead for sin city but I’m not going down with a fuckin fight

[The kid @mousemogger]

@TheBigVacuum97 Blew off some steam from that evening with a cig at Wasted. Can’t go wrong over there

[The kid @mousemogger]

Scottsdale nightlife scene is officially WASHED. Not being allowed to cigarettes inside of a nightclub is the biggest joke of all time. And don’t even get me started on no smoking in the casinos. Fuck this I’m done

[The kid @mousemogger]

@HomeBy3Official
@heatdaddy69420
@J_Swish24
Appearing on TruTV tonight. Gavin McChinseeker😂😂

[The kid @mousemogger]

@jags68plus1 Great pull Mr. Jagr I’m jealous!

[The kid @mousemogger]

Don’t hmu I’m doing dust at Ubar again