TonyStromboli

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Gorgonzola! #italiansheldon

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Darth Boner, Luke Shycocker, Hand Solo.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

I think trump erased Jason Mraz from the minds of the people

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

I’ve been collecting every fly I kill and adding them to a densely packed ball of biomass I call, “the fly”. It’s 7lbs and my gf does not like it.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

it doesn’t come with egg roll. It never did.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

She’s grinding on my grind bits

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

My favorite movie of all time is Quest for Fire by Jean Jacques Annuad. This is my will and testimony.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Kevin Gates is just flesh

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

She said was in a flow state, I said girl you in my pro-state.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

If you cut a worm in half it makes two worms. If you mash two worms together it makes my friend Carson.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

I wish Christian Bale was naked

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

I just know that cat is up to something bad #tomandjerry

[John College @john_college_]

My babymama said I will never see my kid again. I cried and she held me in her arms.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

@john_college_ Motherfucker fuck your fucking face

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

God speaks to me through John College

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Not to be gross but I would stuff Papa John’s butt with my penis if he wanted that

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

French dude talking bout “I fell tower” homeslice you just got 3 crowned.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

don’t worry I’m actively testing the limits of mung bean germination

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

Tried to get off instagram once and within 24 hours I was getting dragged off the edge of the golden state.

[TonyStromboli @MouseMoney889]

opened my homies drawer and my moms birth certificate was in there