ajax

Ajax, 32, he/him, i work in the mental health field.

gender is a performance and i am currently getting boo'ed off the stage

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[ajax @mousewithagun]

@erenspace_ Cute!

[Regina Rosenfeld @ReginaRosenfeld]

Kay Ryan:

[ajax @mousewithagun]

@redrum_panda this tweet is so LOUD

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

*door in my house opens on its own*

me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure

the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[kathryn 🇵🇸 @unclesdnp]

super cool and not concerning how we just cant use advanced vocabulary in education anymore.

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

twitter is undeniably getting worse every day and yet whenever someone announces they’re leaving i simply see that they are not a true sicko. staying is like being in the string quartet on the titanic but for some reason we’re playing hoobastank.

[ajax @mousewithagun]

@megannn_lynne Obsessed with this omg

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[ajax @mousewithagun]

@erenspace_ Handsome!

[mars ᢉ𐭩 @furinaluvbot]

“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

[esoteric butch realness @hrt_beats]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be somebody's loser boyfriend

[Regina Rosenfeld @ReginaRosenfeld]

Love this @keith_leonard_ poem

[⛧ Helena ⛧ @tapesinhell]

How it be sometimes :(