Oliver Simms

Aspiring actor, seeking exciting projects to be a part of, Traveller, Novice wood carver, fiction and freelance writer.

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@sw_train first class and you can’t even work your air con trains or chargers.
I hate you all

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@carolvorders 1 all the way !

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@marksandspencer hey I’m not sure who’ll read this, mark or spencer. But I need to know something, I was a big fan of your “from the grill burger sauce” but for some reason you’ve changed it recently and it’s now like a salad cream at best. Please tell me it’s just a bad batch?!

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

#leonardodicaprio #Django #MerryChristmas #meme #sprouts

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@carolvorders @BBCRadioWales You 😏

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@carolvorders Annoying....never.
Crazy..... more than likely .... but you can always stay @carolvorders

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@keviclifton I’m genuinely worried for the world atm

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

Great night in with #pubcast #paulturner

[Alison Northern @AlisonNorthern]

#PubCast #mindblown Paul Turner!! The voice of @ChrisMoyles show 🤯🤯🤯

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@carolvorders @carolvorders young lady , your alright x

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@ONeillsPubs I can’t see a link?

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@ONeillsPubs looks great but what’s with the rhino snot on the toast!! How is that smashed avo. Bad Xmas breakfast. Now I’m sad. 😞

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@ONeillsPubs Southamptons new one.

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@FayeStyring @EzraTren Will keep my eye out for the next one

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@ONeillsPubs The branch in question isn’t on your list yet it may appear.

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@ONeillsPubs No worries will do.

[Chris Moyles @ChrisMoyles]

Here is @JamesRobinson as a jam sandwich

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@santanderukhelp But why has the option gone from the app?!

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@santanderukhelp why can’t I make a credit card payment anymore via the app? The options just not there. Disappointing.

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@BistroDeMars 😆

[Oliver Simms @moustached_one]

@santanderukhelp I do. And a few other accounts too