Ligas and Chanks

Sees the ultraviolet. Complains about it. Gringa Pata Sucia.

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Welcome to Miami-Dade’s Third World transit system. This is not the result of neglect. This was intentional sabotage and misappropriation of $1.5 billion of our money by @MayorGimenez and the @MiamiDadeBCC.

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

Dead fish, birds, manatees, even a whale. Toll from worst red tide in decade grows. https://t.co/EHzVG0dZhx

[Ligas and Chanks @moustacheheap]

#SpaceForce

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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ALEXA BLEEPS OUT "DILDO" BUT NOT "BAG OF DICKS!" #realnews

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@jerrysaltz Where is Jesus?

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I caaaaaaannnooot saaaaaavvvve

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

You

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@NatBaimel The fees are too damn high!

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And the World Cup winner is: https://t.co/kLLY6u7Sx1

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Right now, what I really want out of life is an iPad that folds up into an IPhone and vice versa. #peaceonearth

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I don't usually go in for box subscriptions... but, wine. Get $20 on me https://t.co/vDi9lMoy9q

[Nat Baimel @NatBaimel]

I'm not saying listening to rap makes you a criminal but 100% of the people that bought the last Wu-Tang album have been sentenced to prison

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I was going to instagram a photo of the bitchin' Shepard's Pie I made, but you can't photograph that dish and NOT have it look like barf. ☹️

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The true meaning of the holiday season is making your Aunt messy cry.

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#MyChristmasWishIn3Words A Job Please

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Surprised to hear James May in the Frost Planetarium #somiami

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

"When scientists say bears are going extinct, I want people to realize what it looks like," says photographer Paul Nicklen

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Few things sour a fun night quicker than a bartender surreptitiously asking "Where did you find the black guy?" #wtf #miamibeach #racism

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Well sure, "lots of Presidents didn't make calls" because the telephone wasn't invented or implemented yet. #wtftrump

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@jimmykimmel I am unaware of any laws that say you CAN'T bring an alligator into a strip club.

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That is not a street.
Right there, a channel marker.
Miami River.