It's me, @Moustachio

I have never had a moustachio on my face. The irony!

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

Okay, let’s go. Time for an @astros thread. I’d normally more of a Twitter consumer than contributor, but I’ve built up a lot of emotions over the past few years that I want to articulate now that the @astros are on top of the baseball world again.

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@RODEOHOUSTON @Creed With arms wide opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Lemme take @PEteacherRCE plz and thank you

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@BBGreatMoments Astros for life. Altuve is a real one.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Talarico: I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than ten years of this kind of politics. Politics as bloodsport, politics as trolling and owning politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time. 

We cannot defeat the politics of division with more division. We can't win their game. We have to change the game. This campaign is rooted in a fierce love for this state, for this country, and most importantly, for all of our neighbors.

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@foreverstros I’d join!

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

Photographer @mostafabassim1 photographed this boy walking home alone with a snack being "randomly" approached by DHS. "After he was unable to produce documentation proving his citizenship, agents informed him that he was under arrest." He said, "Can I just go home?" Answer: No.

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@tylercstafford long time, first time. Yes, my question is, when will Chandler announce the Paredes & Abreu for Duran & Early deal?

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

Global synergy

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

It’s fine…it has to be us. We’re the ones that can restore order. @astros

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@astros @Topps @RyanJames11 @MNH25

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

I still can’t tell if jet ski ownership is for me or not

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to view my account, it doesn’t have to be a mutual, and don’t tag them

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@Chandler_Rome Well that clears things right up…

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@GeminiApp Can you add original audio and then create a video based on that audio? Are there any resources I can read more?

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

@mooseoutfront I’m in!

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

sEll me this pen #sales #selling #ghostbustsales

[Ben DuBose @BenDuBose]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the only thing the Astros ever stole from the Dodgers

[Brittnay Johnston @britthorsenoise]

Me getting yet another notice that all of my personal information has been compromised in a data breach

[Joel D. Anderson 🆓 @byjoelanderson]

there's literally no evidence that mike miles is good at his job and, in fact, it appears the opposite is much more likely to be true. he is a plague on houston and it's necessary to remove him and seize back control of the HISD before he and Abbott destroy public schools there.

[It's me, @Moustachio @moustachio]

Rocky is the Paw Patrol glue guy, when you really break it down.

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

To honor Jose Altuve officially becoming an Astro for life. Here are all 27 of his postseason HR’s.