Doe 🧸

[Doe 🧸 @mousymousse]

L-O-L or a ha ha ha or a ja ja ja

[Doe 🧸 @mousymousse]

You can always tell which version of love island people consistently watch. Cuz this is common in #loveislanduk vs #loveislandusa

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

I don’t recall ANYONE in Love Island history ever asking a girl to be their girlfriend BEFORE closing things off. They normally save that for the last week! I’m sorry Bryce is moving super strategically. I hate that Trinity can’t see it. #LoveIslandUSA

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Mom this is the real me. That s okay you ll always be my baby

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

If somebody speaks to me in Portuguese I just talk back in Spanish like I know you can understand me

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

I will never be offended by anything Sabrina Carpenter does because I am not the kind of man these songs are about.

[nick HAS NO ES TOUR TICKETS @v1c1o3mhm]

project diva x project mirai moment

[alex @dontblamealex]

Men are so dramatic about being called useless when women are repeatedly referred to as “bitches” and “hoes” in songs and say nothing

[Lux @thisislux]

Waffle House Miku

[Doe 🧸 @mousymousse]

Tell me you’re a transplant without telling me you’re a transplant

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

you don’t live in nyc to have a nice apartment, you sacrifice that for access to bars, restaurants, theaters, art, culture, diversity, economic opportunity, etc etc. it’s not for everyone. and that’s completely fine.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

i saw a tik tok about how people make harmful decisions and then run to religion bc if an all-loving, all-powerful God forgives them anyway, they feel like they don’t have to take accountability. absolution from a higher power becomes their justification, and that’s all they need

[James💈 @numi_vibez]

@BALUCIAGA Bro said it all

[Doe 🧸 @mousymousse]

Once gifted a guy I was dating flowers. Felt my clit forming into a dick.

Never again.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The only time men usually get flowers is at their funerals

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Do your part to protect them! Keep off outdoor lights, leave leaf litter alone, don’t use pesticides, & grow vegetation that shades soil to keep areas of it moist enough to attract the other insects firefly larvae eat to grow big and strong and glow!

[retro @cybercxre]

Spyro the Dragon (1998)

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

They single handedly raised a generation of insomniacs

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

O ronco dele sendo um piuuuuuuuuiii 😭😭😭 que fofura

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

Hate on her all yall want, but feeding your children whole organic foods made from scratch is a huge flex in a country that is literally poisoning us by the food

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

[Doe 🧸 @mousymousse]

Its starting to get nice out. Remember to wear deodorant you musty fucks.

Holy shit BO central on the train rn FUCK

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Team Dominican Republic DOMINATES Israel to punch their ticket to the WBC Quarterfinals 🎟️🇩🇴