Ben Chang

Volatile mix of science, music, and improv

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It's only mildly concerning to hear Tom Petty's "Free Falling" while rock climbing.

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The heat is out in my apartment. I can even stand the temperature of the kitchen.

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The pH of blood is above 7, so everyone's art least a little bit basic.

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Just ate some delicious mango. Life is only downhill from here.

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Just when I thought life couldn't get any better, I was promoted to "Guy with Phone." List of lifelong goals, you are now half as long.

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At work, I was finally promoted to "Guy with Desk."

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Exchange heard at a bar:

Bartender: Hi, what'll you have?
Patron: Hi, can I get a Diet Coke and uhh... a draft... https://t.co/kRxAip9DjD

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Apparently, I drive too recklessly to transport a cake.

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Today, I was caught staring at a woman. Not because I was ogling her, but because I was studying how to make a pot of coffee.

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I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/rYLEVRpeuK

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I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/lLA0oRVmZL

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Sniped https://t.co/cu1hT7j1A9

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I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/OFKUO6EV1m

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I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/lus2xtNJ9Z

[Ben Chang @mouthdrums]

I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/hP8dO2kUoi

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"One art, please" https://t.co/9luh9yZghQ

[Ben Chang @mouthdrums]

I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/XM4LaEhCh2

[Ben Chang @mouthdrums]

I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/1IeMq1U2oX

[Ben Chang @mouthdrums]

I posted a new photo to Facebook https://t.co/E1km1d9JWm