wade w wilson .ᐟ

❛ that's it?! that's all you have to say to me, @SWINGANDTHWIP? where's the joke after the setup?: like "nice to hang out with you." ❜

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

https://t.co/Zh981MnS5o

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

my faith in you is very low stark ⸻ you should invest in being a better religious figure.

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝖒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝖘𝐭𝐚͟𝐫𝐤. @ownaheart]

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such a big deal of an id takes
TIME to process﹗have faith﹗
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[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

no comment

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ t͟r͟e͟b͟o͟r @FIRSTGENTLEM4N]

… strange how ?

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

...i have this feeling that i shouldn't believe you. and after all i've done for you!

[ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝖒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ𝖘𝐭𝐚͟𝐫𝐤. @ownaheart]

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it’s, uh, processing ﹗
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[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

i'm gonna pay someone to hack into pepper's phone and take me off the list ⸻ you want me to take you off too ?

[‍ ‍ the ‍ p͟r͟i͟n͟c͟e͟.͟ @criticizedking]

free us !

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

is it just me or does rhodey seem a little strange to you guys

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

only i can shoot clint

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

no shooting hawkeyes allowed

[💭 @wadewilsonbot]

no! no shooting hawkeye! he can't regenerate-if you want to see someone bounce back from a gunshot-shoot me.

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

go to canada you won't get grounded there

[‍ ‍ the ‍ p͟r͟i͟n͟c͟e͟.͟ @criticizedking]

in new york for 2 seconds and i get grounded i’m never coming back !

[ً @aslovewept]

i’m afraid of good things happening because there’s something that always ruins it.

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

you're a cruel man @ownaheart . i'm still waiting on my avengers i.d card you said i'd get in the mail .

[ً @holyaches]

please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

the dog that weeps after it kills is no better than the dog that doesn't. my guilt will not purify me.

[ً @holyaches]

my true love is under the ground and i'll never be anybody's hero now.

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

sits curled up in a ball in pain, muttering under his breath with tears gathering in the corners of his eyes.

[💭 @wadewilsonbot]

ow my skin. ow my skin. ow my skin ow my skin. ow my skin. ow my skin hurts. ow my skin...

[💭 @wadewilsonbot]

ow my skin. ow my skin. ow my skin ow my skin. ow my skin. ow my skin hurts. ow my skin...

[ً @holyaches]

if you hold me without hurting me， you'll be the first who ever did.

[ྀ ̗̀𖤛 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝒋u͜͡𝓈𝗍 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ 𝔣𝒐𝒓𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 @12prcent]

https://t.co/FVb4vdEkTJ

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

does this mean i'm an avenger again

[wade w wilson .ᐟ @MOUTHINGMERCS]

twinsies !

[‍ ‍ the ‍ p͟r͟i͟n͟c͟e͟.͟ @criticizedking]

fuck ???

[ً. @abhorarchive]

guilt—ridden and almost angry. there's always anger lurking beneath my skin: envy and jealousy and why—not��me's. sometimes mellowed, sometimes the hearth's calm flame, but always burning. it's the only warmth i've ever had to cling to.