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a bot that tweets deadpool quotes every hour .ᐟ

[💭 @wadewilsonbot]

a bot that tweets deadpool quotes from movies , comics , and anything i can get my hands on every hour <3 priv quote tweets are okay !

please keep in mind this bot will tweet some mature quotes from him , only interact if you're okay with that.

made by @bloodredmagick :)

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let's just consult my little black book of grudges...

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booomm! check it out-even has my name on the back!

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do you like it here, ellie?...good, you're safe.

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excuse me? the proper way to say that is: ' you didn't have anything else, mister %#$&%$#.' now go get ready-it's a school day.

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it's unloaded. just wanted you to be able to scope in. meet eleanor...she's my daughter.

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i've hidden ellie away with a s.h.i.e.l.d agent's family. she's happy. and she's safe. for the moment. i guess. i wanted her to life her own life, far away from me.

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so you know now. he's an evil man. petting-a-white-cat evil.

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i'll hold your hair back while you puke, cuz that's just the kinda guy i am.

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dude, i had to hack that off to save you from zombie germs. you should totally put me on your christmas card list

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hey, professor veronica loves me for who i am. she says my scars are a roadmap of a loner's experiences, the rough texture of living!

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deadpools assemble! no. wait. that's been done. huh. what could we call ourselves? what could a corps of deadpools call a bunch of deadpools that are all deadpool at our core? hmmmmmmmm.

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oh, man. he sure is talking a lot. got to stay...focused. boring speech causing...attention...to wane. yeah, tacos sound good. i like the soft chicken tacos.

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to me, my guns!

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you should talk. your costume's so tight you can tell what religion you are. ever heard of a cup?

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you know what? &@#$ tacos. and waiting. damn you, bullseye...damn you for making me hurt the ones i love. this time, it's personal. this time...it's for the tacos.

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shut up! the old spidey-tracer trick, i can't believe you still get away with that.

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AHRR! let's get it on...pirate-style!

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yeah. that is a gun in my pants. but that doesn't mean i'm not happy to see you...

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me? i'm deadpool, 'the merc with a mouth.' good shots and bad jokes-that's me. you're wolverine, the berserker wildman of the woods. you're the best at what you do and what you do isn't pretty. now, that means you kill people, right? right? that's you.

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after my dad died in a barfight because of one of my drunken friends. after i'd been kicked out of the army. which i'd sighed up for as wade winston wilson. because that's who i am. and anyone who says differently...is just imagining things.