I am mouth pangsai

I practice ethical jolynism

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This isn't pink, this is yam

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Din get enough sleep last night.

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Why u dun wanna eat at Coffee Bean?
"Got food meh?"
Got beans what...

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(looking at penguins) they look like bowling pins. I just wanna roll a bowling ball at them

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I am very happy when my bowl is full of noodles. And less of other stuff

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(On Courtney Love) - HAH!? SHE SANG!? I thought she only did drugs

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What stingy opening is this!?

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all these replies are flying at my face!

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I think I have to smoke it out la

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OMG. Don't you just hate it when a mosquito flies into your nose? > Wonder if it's still in there > Maybe it's crushed into pieces now.

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Eh who ate my chair... seriously...

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She died? But she lived so long what how can die

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Hunchback of Paracetamol Allergies

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Does anyone else think hulk hogan looks like a lobster

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Can you guys smell armpits? It smells like wine you know.

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Im back. My words shall be uploaded into tweets by @lydiakwan

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Do red beans bleed?

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*Sees a dark spot in green tea ice cream*
OMG IS THAT BLOOD???!

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"I would throw this at you but I want to eat it"

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Why am i so pangsai?