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scientist in training | ex-quizbowler | theater nerd | muppet fan | Dalek hater | MS➡️OR

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I wonder what Punxatawney Phil does the other 364 days of the year

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Cannot exaggerate the sigh of relief I breathed after Blackjack in the PJO show did not have a human voice. I’ve been scarred by the audiobooks too much.

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I would add Gaten Matarazzo into this pool as well

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Idk how to explain this but Rainn Wilson has Hank Green energy

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R2D2 and C-3PO are like the Rozencrantz and Guildenstern of Star Wars

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Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat Benson Boone stuntcast when

[maya l. miller @MayaLMiller]

RT please: I'm a reporter looking to hear from expats who moved away from Jackson, Mississippi to live in Texas. Please message me if you'd be interested in sharing your experience!

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

WE MUST NOT ABANDON OUR BLUE DOTS IN RED STATES! THEY EXIST!

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Just now realized that Harvey Fierstein and Harvey Weinstein are different people

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Locke and Demosthenes behavior

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@coltweezus @wcparker_829 I somehow got added to Mike Tyson’s Snapchat following list, kinda like how U2 forcibly downloaded that song to everyone’s iTunes back in the day 🤷

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Why is nobody else talking about the Mike Tyson snapchats? Or is nobody else getting them & this is a problem unique to me

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@wcparker_829 I appreciate your support during these trying times

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William Carlos Williams core

[Richard Siken @richardsiken]

I ate too many peanut butter filled pretzels. They looked like little pillows but they were crunchy. I ate all of them. I feel kind of sick now. This feels worse than a broken heart. And I did it to myself. I did it to myself.

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@wcparker_829 Ok but that just proves that it was playing in their vicinity, not that they were actively paying attention

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Make them take an Accelerated Reader -style quiz on each movie

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Academy is implementing rules to make sure that members will not be allowed to vote for the Oscars if they haven’t demonstrated that they have watched all of the nominated films.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M

They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.

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Sorry I’m gonna deadname the Gulf of Mexico

[milk @lactosefreemom]

I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic