MickyMouze

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

My Black Adam review: Dwayne Johnson is Kirkland Brand Thanos.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Yo America, can we at least get free ANIMAL healthcare? Do it for the doggos and the cates.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

INSTAGRAM CEO: We have to keep up with TikTok, I need ideas.

EMPLOYEE: Short form videos! We'll call them reels!

CEO: Good yeah that's good. What if we also randomly upload them upside down and backwards sometimes?

EMPLOYEE: This is why you make the big bucks sir.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Superheroes don't kill people but they do give them CTE

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

If science is real then please explain how Pat Sajak and Vanna White have remained in their 40's since 1983. Something's up. #staywoke.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Yo whoever's name is "Potential Spam" I'm so sorry I keep missing your phone calls. Life's just been really busy lately and I prefer texting anyways tbh.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

My favorite part about Fall is pumpkin spice and seasonal depression.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Every time I open my patio door, the bugs fly away like I just caught them making drug deals.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

*hits blunt* what if "getting sick" just meant you became insanely good at skateboarding for a few days.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Just saw a mental breakdown being referred to as a "Mentie B" and honestly being on the verge of a Mentie B feels more manageable.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

No one:

Maester Pycelle: TREEEEEASON is a Noxious WEED-uh.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Tmw the barber is fucking your shit up and you know you should speak up and say something but your social anxiety takes over so you accept the fact that you're gonna look like a zesty porcupine for the next 2 months. #ThankYouItLooksGreat

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

* hits blunt * If a fire station is on fire, does a different fire station have to come and put it out? Or is it a Do-it-yourself kind of situation?

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

*hits blunt* Documentaries are audiobooks for the eyes.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

All I gotta see about #Thorloveandthunder is... Release the Waititi Cut

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

I have 'With Arms Wide Open' by Creed unironically stuck in my head right now and I don't know what to do.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Ohmygod. Politicians are just 'influencers' with actual influence.

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

Netflix thinks its drastic drop in subscribers has something to do with their animation projects...uhmm. I think it's because you raised your prices to $20 a month. Considering dropping too soon. How ironic that they might end up being the blockbuster of streaming services soon.

[Mary @johnnyhellodepp]

Johnny Depp’s reaction to the court finally getting to hear the audio tape in which Amber Heard admits to abusing him.

#JusticeforJohnnyDepp

[MickyMouze @mouze_micky]

#bringitback #TheExpanse @PrimeVideo #3moreseasons

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

Come on Prime you're just asking for it.