Kelley Matney, MPH

She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 I use Twitter to verbalize things no one in my life wants to hear me talk about. All views are my own.

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

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[Bratz @Bratz]

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[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

The best romance on Virgin River is hands down Muriel and Cameron.

[YourBrainOnBravo @brainonbravo]

Ariana articulating herself SOOO fucking well and literally eviscerating this manchild calmly with facts #PumpRules

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

Kristina Kelly called it all. #PumpRules

[Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny]

I understand exactly none of this but evidently it’s about TOM?

[Rosie @RosieC002]

I will literally ride into battle for these 2. I’m so glad the Tom’s have been exposed for the trash they have always been #PumpRules

[Brijay @themequeenb]

this aged so well #pumprules

[Reagan Airport @Reagan_Airport]

Us: Please get to the airport 2 hours early

Everyone in DC:

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

@meghancrawford Yes! I said this the other day. He seems like a lovely person but gives frail Victorian child vibes (a la Timothee Chalamet)

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Very weird that HBO has pivoted from making television to pissing people off

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when taylor swift wrote “the great war” she was actually preparing us for the Battle of Ticketmaster. her mind!

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[tarek @cIitarek]

And they’re all in the Taylor Swift presale queue rn

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

Do you care about literally anyone else in your life or did you vote for a Republican?

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

But also Nancy pretending she is so naive is annoying. Like wasn’t a whole tenet of “your company” that there is no such thing as victims and she is acting like she is the biggest victim out of this whole scenario #TheVowHBO #nxivm

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

The #nxivm doc S2 so far touches a lot on the idea of finding out your friends, mentors, community are fallible, possibly even intentionally so and navigating your complicity in that. Something a lot of us experience in one form or another. (With work, friends, family …)

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

Also the universal idea that power corrupts even the best of us.

[Kelley Matney, MPH @movebyyourself]

Binging the #xfiles for the first time. I was fully prepared for a Dana Scully crush, even a Fox Mulder crush. What I was not prepared for was a Walter Skinner crush? 🥵