Movie Delight

I am Roger Ebert's tumor. Remember when it was all just nitrate and vacuum tubes? Running on GMT.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Ian McKellen, ladies and gentlemen! Never before have acting and poofing been made less distinguishable from each other. I wouldn’t be surprised if he smells exactly the way he looks.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

The acting is spectacular across the board, but it is the interplay between Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen that takes this series to the next level. Brian Reitzell’s eccentric score matches James Hawkinson’s photography perfectly. Bryan Fuller delivered a gem.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Hannibal first aired on NBC from 2013 to 2015. The first episode seems to begin as a typical procedural, but then the magic happens: Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham enter a cat‑and‑mouse game, locking horns in a way that remains mythically mesmerising every time you watch it.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Just look at Spielberg and Koepp’s earlier collaborations – they all share the same flaws. Jurassic Park is essentially a theme‑park thrill ride filmed around an ILM CGI showreel, and War of the Worlds plays like a string of apocalyptic vignettes with half the film missing.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Disclosure Day is taking a beating from critics. The consensus so far is overwhelmingly negative, and the tone of many reviews is unusually harsh for a Spielberg project. So why is screenwriter David Koepp not being mentioned? I’m sure he’s a major part of the problem.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

"Stop! Stop! He's already dead!" #DoctorWho

[Joshua Jake @itzjoshuajake]

Hollywood Millionaire Ben Stiller Who Advocates for Higher Taxes on the Wealthy, Walks Past a Homeless Man on His Way to $100,000+ Courtside NBA Final Seats.

This Explains New York Perfectly 😂

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Turns out, a turd will struggle to regenerate. #DoctorWho

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

@HorrorHammer1

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

@PulpLibrarian I saw this in a theatre when it was first released, and she definitely had braces. That was the visual joke: both of their mouths full of metal. I think this has since been "cleaned up" to avoid any accusations of it being an inappropriate reference to underage girls.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

In this picture, Kelis is showing off a woody she modelled after Michelle Obama’s pecker, all while doing a shitnig Sideshow Bob impression. Some will call this art.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Sorry mate, you didn't "transition from a regular person into a weirdo artist." You just went from being a weirdo to being a freak with tits bolted on. I mean... for Christ's sake!

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

"here to say hi to the person hired to remove comments" 🤣

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Honestly, I was done with Samuel L. Jackson well before his shenaniggerans even kicked off.

"Wherever you have to go, just get away. 'Cause there's no fixing this. This can't be fixed."
���Scott Adams

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

Has the homosclerotic pustule Russell T Davies had his meltdown yet about the improvements he made to this Christmas’s television programming? Maybe his doll‑friend, Alan Cumming, can chime in.

[Whisker @WeskerIsRight]

Notice how both were well received and praised for their earlier work, only for it to end in the exact same sexual degradation fantasy once people actually started liking the characters they created to mock and own the chuds.

They burn billions for this. Incredible lmao.

[Movie Delight @moveedeelite]

@MarcoTyrion @TheCriticalDri2 NARRATOR: "They were, in fact, dog shit."

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I have never watched 1 episode of Stephen Colberts' show. Have you?

[SHARI @N0VFS]

@disparutoo She’s a hypocrite. When it was HER culture she had a moral compass. When it’s someone else’s culture she sees no problem bastardizing it.