Ägrid Jäger

My name is Ägrid Jäger. I am fighting for Germany. Before the war I was a merchant. I am stationed on the Western Front.

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

Wars over so back to work! Making tires for bicycles out of metal springs because there's no more rubber available. #gotrubber?

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

The war just ended! Someone want to loan me $30 billion? #inneedof$ #cominghome

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

My friend Hitler trimmed his full mustache to the size of a toothbrush so he could wear a gas mask #lookingweird

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

just sang Christmas carols and ate some plum pudding with the enemies #merrychristmas #noredchristmas #noshotsfired #superblessed

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

Extremely blessed that I only had to amputate 3 toes! #luvthetrenches #trenchfoot #water(b)logged

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

While flying to Paris,found out from colleagues that France built a ‘Fake Paris’ near its capital city to confuse us. #notagain#fooledmeonce

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

Britain deciphered our telegram to our minister in Mexico. #wewantmexico #wewanttheUS #thismeanswar

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

today our troops shot and killed 150 civilians at Aerschot. #nomorerebellions #WeRunIt

[Archibald Weber @archibald_weber]

My friend @moveslikejager3 just mailed me a pic of what his feet look like! My boy is in need of a pedicure! #Trench

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

what weapon should I use today?

[Ägrid Jäger @moveslikejager3]

just started the scheliffen plan today. #werollin #bringoutthezepplins