Sebastian Feldmann

Software Developer, creator of @CaptainHookPHP and @phpbude @[email protected]

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@fhinkel Is anybody really not reading code anymore? Little bit afraid of the answer 😬

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

Yandex down => political bot traffic - 50%
Thank you Ukraine #slavaUkraini

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@fhinkel Use old MacBook as source, copy everything, after x hours everything is setup on the new machine exactly as you left it on the old one

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@miguelbemartin Upgraded from CDJ3000 to the CDJ3000X.
Recognizable performance gain. Everything feels a lot smoother.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

The only downside of upgrading my CDJs is that I have to create new cut outs for my booth, damn these things are huge. But after playing them for a week now it’s definitely worth it.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@JebsSteve0x1 @OndrejMirtes But most likely less shit as if there weren’t any tests.
Based on your statement. I can give you two programs doing the same thing and you can't tell which one is better (has a higher quality). But I bet you could 😉
And if that’s the case quality is measurable 😉

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@JebsSteve0x1 @OndrejMirtes Just because tests are not guarantee bug free software they mate it more likely.
And one of the things I see happening because of AI is an huge increase in the amount of tests that are written. And yes nobody guarantees that those are good tests but still… :)

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@JebsSteve0x1 @OndrejMirtes Just because it doesn't guarantee it, it doesn't mean it's not useful. Having a law that makes killing illegal doesn't guarantee that nobody is killed, but I would argue we're better off having that law and abiding by it than not having it at all.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@OndrejMirtes Not that hot, since the median software quality is pretty much 💩 the bar to improve it is not very high.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@JebsSteve0x1 @OndrejMirtes Sure you can! There are tons of metrics you can use to determine complexity, dependencies, architecture, correctness, performance, readability…

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@VotrubaT @faguo @peterfox Write an RFC then 😉

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@TheCelavi Humble is not his middle name😉

[Brent @brendt_gd]

How fast can you make it? Here's the 100-million-row challenge in #PHP: https://t.co/jrV4Orbq9U

You have two weeks to participate. Thanks to @phpstorm and @tideways for sponsoring the prizes!

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

A random person reached out to me just to say thank you for something I put online.
She just made my day!

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

@fhinkel Released a new version of https://t.co/C5KFvCm1Lw and working on some more lessons for https://t.co/3KUHugEQ32 😇

[SensioLabs @sensiolabs]

This evening, join a community of passionate developers for the 1st #Symfony meetup in Munich in a long time 🇩🇪🍺

🎙️ You'll hear great talks by @JoistenSilas & @movetodevnull

Thank you @Finanztip for hosting us

Free entrance, few seats left 👉 https://t.co/hgkzAGkz6F

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

If you want to explain technical debt to someone, just show em this video :)
https://t.co/uOKVeoMwNe

[SensioLabs @sensiolabs]

Get ready for the relaunch of the #Symfony #PHP meetups by SensioLabs in Munich 🥨🍺

📅 Tuesday, October 14 – from 18.00
📍 Finanztip, Atelierstraße 12

Our Munich based team is excited to share great insights on refactoring & testing

Register now ➡️ https://t.co/KQDqt4y89e

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

Whenever I wanted to seriously listen to something a was changing my headphones. Since today I don’t see myself switching to my Sony or Sennheiser headphones that often anymore.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

WOW! @Apple The new AirPods Pro 3 pack some serious punch!
Was not expecting such a huge upgrade from v2.
But it‘s a massive upgrade on all fronts.
ANC is now at least on par with other brands. Sound quality, especially the lows, is insane. Listening to music is now actually fun.

[Sebastian Feldmann @movetodevnull]

Even the form factor and fit got better. That’s a very individual thing and I would never complain about my v2s, but after a couple of hours the v3 still have this surprisingly comfortable feel.
The main reason for using thenwas the seamless switch between iPhone and Mac though.