Lawnmower Thoughts

like shower thoughts but like a lot better

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When bald people wash their faces, how high up do they go?

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Ice cream is just milk salad

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Stupid quote of the day: “My only regret about going vegan is that I didn’t do it sooner.”

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Time will never slow down. It will be uncontrollable forever.

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Girls are like peaches, you’ve got to find the real good kind☺️

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Are fish flakes the bacon bits of Japan?

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How many feet tall is the sky??

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My grass is getting long... I wish my hair was as long as my grass😌

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If cavemen saw how beautiful girls are these days, they would shit their loincloths!