Mal

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Well good night. I won't be at work tomorrow bc I'm officially in mourning.
#TheBachelerotteFinale

[Mal @mowglitabe]

I give it until the end of their contracts
#TheBachelerotteFinale

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Rachel done fucked up
#TheBacheloretteFinale

[Mal @mowglitabe]

1st Anna Faris & Chris Pratt split & now this. ❤️ is dead. Let's all just go get divorced and get a bunch of cats #TheBacheloreteFinale

[Mal @mowglitabe]

This #TheBacheloretteFinale has me shooketh!

[Mal @mowglitabe]

#TheBachelorette
Bryan: You seem different. I'm getting a weird vibe.

Everyone: That vibe is the ghost of Peters dick between the 2 of you

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Rachel chooses Matt and we're all like:
#TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Am I the only one thats mad that Kenny's bloody face is from some Viking challenge and not a death match with Lee? #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Aw, Little Bill's gonna get a 1:1. Good for him #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Josiah, quit showing your ass and insulting Rachel just bc she doesn't want you. #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Did she just pick Matt over Anthony?!? #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Why is she stringing Peter along?!? #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

I hope Adam Jr. gets a rose tonight #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Let's give Kenny's daughter, Comet, and Adam Jr. their own spinoff show #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Kenny got that 🌹 by the grace of god, Jesus, and the holy apostles #TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

I think we can all admit the best part of 2:1 dates is when someone gets stranded in the wilderness
#TheBachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

#thebachelorette

[Mal @mowglitabe]

Lee before her gets in the makeup chair:
#TheBachelorette