Hanaï ◡̈ ⸆⸉

If my name sounds like Shanghai you're pronouncing it wrong

[Hanaï ◡̈ ⸆⸉ @mowglitch]

Stream gank @redbullNED 🤪

Uiteraard ook helemaal fan van jullie 🫂🥰🥰

@Toldersma @EZ_boomin @RicardinoVulto @Host_Orchid

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

You have to wear your clothes and use your perfumes and eat that delicious food and dance to the music and talk to that person and live your life

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

[• @WordsCocoon]

may 31, sunday...

[𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 @kwameaddoobiri_]

Tea tastes like everything is going to be okay

[Lumi @Lumivibes_]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚✩°｡ @silkedlacee]

how it feels to fit the stereotype of women being bad at games

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[sen 🦇 @cartmansfinsta]

I wanna know what show started the 8 episode trend. The worst shit ever. If you want to tell us a really good story maybe try and do more than 8 episodes a season.

[aurora | your fault london era @writtenbyaurora]

you're a cowboy like me

[Luca ✨ @Wanderlustluca]

@misss_lilyy Please take this down, that’s my image you’ve stolen to make this ai image of yourself or I’ll have to send a copyright claim which will get it taken down regardless.

[Hanaï ◡̈ ⸆⸉ @mowglitch]

@Wanderlustluca @misss_lilyy Wauw lef??? Wtf zeg

[Hanaï ◡̈ ⸆⸉ @mowglitch]

Love this

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Hanaï ◡̈ ⸆⸉ @mowglitch]

@taybrinattpd “upcomming” 🫩

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

actually all of my systems are nervous

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation