Mowing Porn

Send your lines in for a rate #KeepMowing

[Mowing Porn @mowingporn]

As Spring rolls around, there is one thing we can still enjoy: a nicely manicured lawn. This Twitter page is run by the toughest lawn critics. Send us your lawn, and we will rate it. #keepmowing

[Brock @ThePiesman]

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Picture quality may be low but still the undisputed champ Score: 8.1 #keepmowing

[Dustin Darby @Coach_Darby_]

Those October mows just hit different.

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👀👀Your move @coach_hough #keepmowing

[Dustin Darby @Coach_Darby_]

You know I’m still here, @mowingporn… Where’s @coach_hough?

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Score: 7.7 a very classy good looking lawn, a lawn that you should be proud of! #keepmowing

[Dallas Kelly @DallasK62026393]

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@FusaichiPegasu1 @Ian_Md11 @UncleChaps Not needed but definitely helps

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[Stuart @StuarSimmonds99]

Had such a good day working on our two new green areas. First cut on the surrounds came up superb, also another cut on the greens, gave them a little spray of a wetting agent and finished them off with a granular feed, and plenty of water.@weston2005 @IanReevo @Chazz__Simmonds

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@Ian_Md11 @UncleChaps Score: 6.8 love the diagonal cut and the long straight lines, gotta do something about that 🦀grass #keepmowing

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@brianhartline @coach_hough Can confirm #keepmowing

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@Ian_Md11 @UncleChaps Score: 6.3 Crispy lines not the straightest and a couple dead/dying areas, still a solid yard. #keepmowing

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@geoffschwartz @UncleChaps Score: 5.0 flat, no lines and some dead areas, has some great potential though. #keepmowing

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@UncleChaps We’d love to give it a rate if your brave enough… #keepmowing

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@Coach_Darby_ Ahh the king has risen a couple days late this year #keepmowing

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@DConley25 Take notes everyone this... this right here is how you impressed people #keepmowing

[Tyler Smith @thesmithty]

GAMEDAY

2021 Mowing Season-Opener

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@mikefhll @FletcherhillsLL @TurfaceC @mrhuezo @tiger_guerrero @nsherry2 @luke_yoder Dangggg those are some crispy lines, love to see the hard work paying off #keepmowing

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[Coach Herrera @CoachHerrera]

Lines bro Lines! Thanks to my dog @LinesAndLogos ... 2nd cut not bad!!! #whocares @mowingporn

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Wowza 😍 love the new pattern, best looking LL field around! Puts some MLB grounds crews to shame. #keepmowing

[Mike Simpson @mikefhll]

Tried out a new pattern this afternoon. What do you guys think ? Thank you @mrhuezo , really loving the @ToroGrounds mower. @mowingporn , @FletcherhillsLL

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Must be a small neighborhood, lots of dead/ baron spot in that lawn.
Score: 4.9 #keepmowing

[Brian Blanchard @BoSoxBrian]

@mowingporn it’s the talk of the neighborhood 🗣

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Not sure it would meet the crispy lines standard but this thing is amazing and so practical #keepmowing

[Green Climber North America @GreenClimberNA]

@mowingporn does the utter destruction of the #GreenClimber remote-controlled slope mower meet your standards? #grass

[Mowing Porn @mowingporn]

Looks good, however that picture quality makes for a tough rate we are all about the fine details tough to see the line quality. Score: 7.5 #keepmowing

[One Guy @thatmatthiguy]

I hope I’ve upped my game to your standards @mowingporn.
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