@rachelmillman I got in the front seat of my uber pool only to realize that it was in fact, not an uber pool and just some people in a car stopped at a red light. Oops #lockyourdoors
@AbeGoldfarb in 2019 i'll have a date with a new one for a new one and then she was a new year and casual day for a new one and then i came a new one and then i came was a good idea and she is so excited for her new album and she has to come to see you again soon regardless if she is a new
can’t stress this enough. u DON’T need ur organs once u r gone, someone else DOES!! u could save up to EIGHT LIVES when urs has come to an end. no pain, no money, by giving just five minutes of ur life to register, u could add decades onto someone else’s. please register ❤️
aries: power top
taurus: service top
gemini: bottom leaning vers
cancer: pillow princess
leo: power top
virgo: top leaning vers
libra: true vers
scorpio: annoying bottom
sagittarius: true vers
capricorn: incel
aquarius: god
pieces: bottom leaning vers
Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sex workers.*
* as well as sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, and students.
I spent pretty much my entire vacation in Mexico depressed but no one could tell because of my delightful instagram stories. Yesterday I finally came out of it.
In conclusion, social media is a lie, mental illness is easy to disguise and I’m very happy to be back!