burrata baby

figuring it out ┏━━━━━┓ ┃ ┃ ┃ ┏━┓ ┃ ┗━┛ ┃ ┃ ┏━┛ ┃ ┃ ┏━┛ ┗━┛ ┏━┓ ┃ ┃ ┗━┛ 〇 . ｏ (・д・)

[burrata baby @mowwra_a]

@rachelmillman I got in the front seat of my uber pool only to realize that it was in fact, not an uber pool and just some people in a car stopped at a red light. Oops #lockyourdoors

[Johnny @TooSachsy]

Can't stop thinking about this

[burrata baby @mowwra_a]

@AbeGoldfarb in 2019 i'll have a date with a new one for a new one and then she was a new year and casual day for a new one and then i came a new one and then i came was a good idea and she is so excited for her new album and she has to come to see you again soon regardless if she is a new

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I'd like to report a murder.

[⚜️ B3ARD3DSC0RP!0⚜️ @PluckDaGreat]

IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

When guys compliment me: .

When girls compliment me:

https://t.co/QSNNB7phLQ

[eve🌻 @evehenretty]

can’t stress this enough. u DON’T need ur organs once u r gone, someone else DOES!! u could save up to EIGHT LIVES when urs has come to an end. no pain, no money, by giving just five minutes of ur life to register, u could add decades onto someone else’s. please register ❤️

[mikey @hebaddie]

aries: power top

taurus: service top

gemini: bottom leaning vers

cancer: pillow princess

leo: power top

virgo: top leaning vers

libra: true vers

scorpio: annoying bottom

sagittarius: true vers

capricorn: incel

aquarius: god

pieces: bottom leaning vers

[burrata baby @mowwra_a]

@alexlath @mowwra_a i need a good christmas drag

[Sasha Velour @sasha_velour]

Forced Merriment 🧸🎉🎄

📷: Tanner Abel

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sex workers.*

* as well as sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, and students.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

I spent pretty much my entire vacation in Mexico depressed but no one could tell because of my delightful instagram stories. Yesterday I finally came out of it.

In conclusion, social media is a lie, mental illness is easy to disguise and I’m very happy to be back!

[burrata baby @mowwra_a]

@trixiemattel i lové ur support thank u