So my roommate was trying to describe the only Star Wars movie she’s seen and she goes “I dunno which one it was, but it was the one where the hot guy becomes the bad guy and lost all his limbs”
Me: Oh no, Siri didn’t start the timer
Jeff: They’ve got six more minutes
Me: What
Jeff: You said start a timer for fifteen minutes
Me: Dad! You were listening when Siri wasn’t!
I want to be irresponsible for forever but at the same time I want to be stable enough to have a dog soon and these two things are truly at war within me right now