Paul Morris

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@JeremyClarkson We just need Hawkstone tobacco now and we've got all we need for a good pub session 😁

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@LincsPolice Mobile phones has got to be first, followed by drink/drug driving.

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@HighwaysWMIDS What do you class as the rear of the queue? I've been stopped on the slip road of jct 9 now for 3 hours with no sign of anyone being turned around.

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@Renaiss_Kelham @muddystiletto Well done and very well deserved.

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@jamesmartinchef You'd upset a Wiganer with those 😂

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@LincsPolice Absolute scum 🤬

[Paul Morris @mozza_pm]

@jack_harvey45 Well done mate. Can't see any Bassingham Spar sponsorship badges though 😂

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@AldiUK I'm sure there's cooking facilities in the middle aisle, but I'd rather make it at home. 😂😂

[Paul Morris @mozza_pm]

@AldiUK It could be the wine or the 3 in 1 multi tool. Middle aisle struck again 🙂 #AldiPlatinumPrizes

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@AldiUK Corgi sorry courgette with chicken skewers. I'm sure they'd be royally received 🙄

[Paul Morris @mozza_pm]

@tamarisk67 @AldiUK I hope you didn't peruse their middle aisle 😂😂

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@FCR_Lincs Policeman: I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but it looks like your wife has been in a serious accident.
Husband: Yes I know officer, but she's great with the kids and the dog loves her.

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@IAMLincolnshire Instant fail for listening to Christmas music in October 😲😂

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@MelonPipSqueak Silverstone rules 😁

[Paul Morris @mozza_pm]

@jimmycarr @YouTube Absolute genius. Carrot in a box 😂😂

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@MelonPipSqueak Other options are available, although maybe they should be labelled "pub" 😂😂

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@Chiefyruss Nope, definitely can't see this 😂😂

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@MelonPipSqueak I spit on your foreskin 🙂

[Paul Morris @mozza_pm]

@MelonPipSqueak Throw it away and buy a new one 🙂