Paul Morris

Lies, damned lies and statistics

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

🇸🇲’s Nations League campaign:

- Their first win in 20 years
- Their first ever competitive win
- Their biggest win ever
- Their first ever comeback win
- THEIR FIRST PROMOTION TO THE NATIONS LEAGUE C

What a time to be alive.

FORZA TITANI 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲

[The Sweeper @SweeperPod]

🇸🇲 SAN MARINO WIN A GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20+ YEARS & A COMPETITIVE MATCH FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!!

History is made as the worst team in the FIFA rankings (210th) finally end the longest winless run in international football history (140 games dating back to April 2004)!!!

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

THEY WROTE HISTORY. THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AS LEGENDS, AS THE GOLDEN GENERATION OF SAMMARINESE FOOTBALL. THEY DID SOMETHING WE COULDN’T DO IN 20 YEARS, IN 140 GAMES, IN 12.600+ MINUTES OF FOOTBALL. A WIN, A FUCKING WIN.

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@wldathleticshub Past his bedtime

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@ATRightMovies Dogtooth

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Gullis eating soup with a fork. I watched Braverman try to deport a sofa. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.”

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Suspended Tory MPs sir - thousands of em”

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

🏆 A third league title in five years
🏆 A first EFL title since 1966/67

Stockport County. 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦!

#StockportCounty

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Oh no

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@WatchLacrosseTV @Ryan_Hunns27

[San Marino fan account @SanMarino_FA]

11’ Fuck off.

🏴‍☠️2-0🇸🇲 #nirSMR

[Tom Campbell @TomCampbell]

It’s BRIAN BUTTERFIELD DAY!

See ya at @Playhouse_WB later for sensational business advice and maybe a singalong!

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@EmbobEast

[Inside Lacrosse @Inside_Lacrosse]

FINAL (OT): @EnglandLacrosse 7, @PuertoRicoLax 6

Scarpello sends England to the @WorldLacrosse Men’s Championship Quarterfinals!

[England Lacrosse @englacrosse]

Sorry we got carried away, but we won it!

Scarpello scores the OT winner ❤️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 7-6 🇵🇷

[World Lacrosse @WorldLacrosse]

🚨HIDDEN BALL TRICK🚨

#WLMC | #SanDiego2023

[Steve Robson @SteveRobson04]

Exclusive: Thought the arrest of @GrahamSmith_ and @RepublicStaff protesters at the King’s coronation was a bit over the top? Meet Alice Chambers, a quiet, 36-year-old Aussie who’s lived in London for about seven years. What happened to her on Saturday is a wild ride.🧵

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@renifanpage @BabaYoungblood @StoneRoses_News @PaulJohnDykes Yep, and Liverpool, Sheffield and Leeds 👍

[playmakerstats @playmaker_EN]

📊Yet to lose a game in 2023 (t4t):

🏡 At home:
▪️ Man Utd
▪️ Man City
▪️ Liverpool
▪️ Ipswich
▪️ Sheffield Wed.
▪️ Stockport

🚌 Away:
▪️ Burnley
▪️ Luton

#MUFC #ManCity #LFC #itfc #swfc #StockportCounty #UTC #COYH

[Paul Morris @Mozzer05]

@glees82 @GaryLineker @HKane @England Rooney 46, Charlton 46, Greaves 44, Lineker 44, Owen 39, Kane 36