t

certified lover girl

[t @mozzysma]

i walked into the kitchen and my ex had his dick in my dogs paw cleaner. i was appawed

[adambomb286 @adambomb286]

I had to get me one of these. I do not have a dog.

[t @mozzysma]

I just don’t have the time nor the patience.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

[Batz! (rotten) @RingsideBatz]

shes actively defending the planet and she doesnt even realize it. she has more morals than billionaires ever will. shes is beautiful

[t @mozzysma]

I have become so avoidant it’s scary. And I’m also sorry to anyone enduring my avoidance ❤️‍🩹

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

took me a second and then it hit me how damn cool it was once it all came together 💐

[goma @soigomaa]

as a hyper independent girly (to a fault) i do not like asking for shit it makes me uncomfortable. that's why i like men who just DO. don't ask, just figure out what i need/want and DO IT

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

I felt this down into my bones.

[Johnny @j00ny369T]

Some unique antique lighbulbs. They don't make things like they used to back in the days when the details mattered.

[jynx @jynxbby]

“you’re too pretty to be single” nah i’m too pretty to be wasting my time on lustful losers who lie and cheat

[t @mozzysma]

I’m about to be a Facebook post somewhere bc I left my dogs in the car. On. AC blasting. On vacation bc I literally was too scared to leave them w someone on Rover. But some old lady took pictures of me 🥲

[Earl pearl @jme2303]

He truly is one of the most dedicated haters ever.. it’s inspiring honestly.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Holy shit, these San Diego residents kicking ICE the fuck out of their neighborhood.

THIS IS POWERFUL.✊💪
https://t.co/Df2xn1VOfN

[t @mozzysma]

ain’t no point in lying when i have proof in the pudding ✨

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Amazing

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

how do you explain to a cat that after 15 years of being loyal and loving to his human, he was dumped off in a pee-soaked stroller at a rescue's doorstep because the new boyfriend doesn't like cats?

People are so disappointing.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

.@JDVance: You changed your name three times because you kept getting caught raping children in the Ohio Valley. And I have witnesses who can and will testify against you on this. I cannot wait to put you in prison for the rest of your life you sick fuck.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Arizona Iced Tea CEO when asked why he doesn't raise the price of his drink from 99 cents

[t @mozzysma]

say sike right now.

[𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶 @noknowsgoes]

the broken bone theory says that a person who has never yet broken a bone in their body, at any point in their life, is meant to experience so much immense physical, emotional, & spiritual challenges, that they are at least spared from breaking a bone...

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

just found out we’ve been seeing less and less butterflies because over 100 species have been declining at a ‘catastrophic rate’ and nobody is talking about it!