MP

I ain't here for a long time. I'm here for a good time.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This is one of the best send-offs ever

When his daughter comes running I lost it.

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

I announce to you a great joy;
we have a Pope:
The Most Eminent and Most Reverend Lord,
Lord Robert Francis
Cardinal of the Holy Roman Church Prevost
who has taken the name Leo XIV.

Cardinal Protodeacon Dominique Mamberti announces that the Cardinals have elected Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, who took the name Pope Leo XIV.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: American cardinal Robert Prevost is the new leader of the Roman Catholic Church.

Follow live updates: https://t.co/tAmop33xvo

[MP @mp_mperez]

Day 1, black smoke.

[Fr. Goyo @FrGoyo]

I was going to explain the conclave, but a picture is worth a thousand words or in this case a long thread.

[Catholic Sat @CatholicSat]

Conclave 2025 has begun. The doors of the Sistine Chapel of the Apostolic Palace have been closed

[MP @mp_mperez]

@michaelschwab13 Upsetting and annoying.

[MP @mp_mperez]

"I see a red door, and I want to paint it black"🎶 - The Rolling Stones

[Reliant Park @reliant_park]

Headed to NRG Park to see @RollingStones this weekend? Here’s everything you need to know 🎸🤘🏼 #RollingStones #HackneyDiamondsTour

[MP @mp_mperez]

Congratulations, Skipper. Excited to see you as our new manager. Well deserved.

[Houston Astros @astros]

We got our guy! We have hired Joe Espada as our 20th manager in franchise history.

[MP @mp_mperez]

Yes!! Here for it.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Joe Espada will be officially announced as the new Astros manager today, LET'S GO!!!!

[MP @mp_mperez]

You did it, Dusty.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Thinking about the moment that Dusty Baker won his first World Series as a manager.

He calmly sat, took a breath, wrote the final out, and was rushed by his team.

Thank you Dusty 🫡

[MP @mp_mperez]

Astros STATS

[Rip Griffin @RipGriffin3]

Fixed it:

Houston Astros “dynasty”:
2015: ALDS
2016: missed playoffs
2017: First WS 💍
2018: ALCS appearance
2019: WS
2020: ALCS appearance
2021: WS
2022: Second WS💍
2023: ALCS appearance

7 Straight ALCS appearances
4 AL Pennants
2 WS Championships

[MP @mp_mperez]

Thank you for all the great seasons and everything you did to get us through the storm.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Dusty Baker has informed Astros owner Jim Crane that he is retiring, per @BNightengale

The Astros have scheduled a press conference tomorrow at Minute Maid Park, where Baker is expected to publicly announce his decision.

[MP @mp_mperez]

Great reminder

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Astros last 7 seasons:

2017 : Won World Series
2018: Lost ALCS
2019: Lost World Series
2020: Lost ALCS
2021: Lost World Series
2022: Won World Series
2023: Lost ALCS

Pretty remarkable run.

[MP @mp_mperez]

All the reasons to be a proud @astros fan.

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

The Astros 2023 season is over, but they remain in the midst of a historic run.

[MP @mp_mperez]

Stings like a mofo. 💔🥺

[Ross Villarreal @SportsRV]

The Astros came home with two chances to clinch a World Series and lost by a combined 20-6. Unbelievable no-show. #Ready2Reign

[MP @mp_mperez]

I am disappointed beyond measure that the guys couldn't close the ALCS with a win, but I am and will always be an @astros fan. 💙🧡

[AstrosAtoZ @AstrosAtoZ]

Hello darkness, my old friend.

[MP @mp_mperez]

LFG!!!!

[Houston Astros @astros]

Game 7.

[MP @mp_mperez]

Please win, @astros 🙏

[Houston Astros @astros]

Our ALCS Game 7 lineup.

🕖: 7:05 PM
🏟: Closed
📺: @MLBONFOX
📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

[MP @mp_mperez]

Get 'em, Dusty.

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Dusty Baker told the media “it didn’t make any sense to me” to think Bryan Abreu hit Adolis Garcia on purpose.

[MP @mp_mperez]

This man is a gift.

[MLB @MLB]

Jose Altuve was made for the #postseason. 😤