Valentine Mpala

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@ChickenShandis @verbeetirings

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@ChickenShandis @verbeetirings One of my favs

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@Shimza01 Ovie- Amstel

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@MbazimaThomason Kuyanyiwa 😂😂😂😂

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@ShadayaKnight 100% of a man’s effort is still only 50% of the relationship. We know women struggle with maths. 50% ladies equates to half- 1/2. If you pour into an empty cup you will end up empty and sad. In other words let a man’s role be to add milk and sugar…

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@Abramjee @eNCA So one time a mate of mine lost a car and the cops said it was in mamelodi. Cops wanted 50k to retrieve it. There are king pins.

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@AdvoBarryRoux Hawu Kanti thina siyenzeni. Here we are here watching on the fence… jiki Kiki we are being used as an example

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@AdvoBarryRoux It does but at a lower rate. On avg a litre per hour. Well that was for a 2l vehicle

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@cdesetfree @ChibengeMM is this true?

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@rodneymagodi You can’t say people are making it an achievement when this actually speaks volumes. Now if all the millions of Zimbos out there post their pictures of them here then it becomes our Zimbabwean story

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@penzura_wacho This tweet is not about potholes

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@ShadayaKnight This hit hard a few months ago. I went into the toilet with a book and tears just rolled down the eyes.

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@drift_stig The hero is the brewer-

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@real_Godfatha @zimgooners Hawu… madoda it’s a compliment.

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@real_Godfatha @zimgooners Look at arsenal fans now commenting on football after so many years.

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@ane_ndebele Vele that first masalu or mdala slaps hard. I was not ok. I get you… 😂😂😂Ama2000 will humble you

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@ShadayaKnight The short sightedness of these okes until it happens to their kids

[Valentine Mpala @mpala_valentine]

@IAmSteveHarvey 😀🥹☺️😉😗😝🤓