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[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Auntie Shola said we're not moving on until you pronounce my name right.

[mpj @mpanga28]

1 in 5 people who consume rolex get painful gallstones which lead to the removal of their gallbladder within *months* of the original consumption date. I know because it happened to me 😞

It’s too greasy & lardaceous for the people to consume.

0/10 would not recommend.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Say "rolled eggs" two or three times, and you’ll hear what you’ll be making: eggs, accented by ingredients you have on hand, rolled into a chapati. https://t.co/8brAcpl082

[mpj @mpanga28]

paid too much money to be this mad

[mpj @mpanga28]

dropped my wallet down a storm drain n I’m a passport at the club girlie now

[uncle sexy. @pineapphoe__]

send a ugandan lady $1962 today.

[maybe: agnes @maybeagnes]

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

[mpj @mpanga28]

“You’re pale enough to deserve a nation-state”

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

This ferrofluid audio-visualizer created by artist Dakd Jung dances to the music.

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

These 'Beach Animals' were created by Theo Jansen as a fusion of art and engineering. The kinetic structures walk on their own and get all their energy from the wind.

[A. @fashionfaguette]

Lenny Kravitz’s house in Miami, designed by Architröpolis, 1999'

[mpj @mpanga28]

ive been here over three hours and have FOUR braids on my head

[mpj @mpanga28]

waiting for my hair to be braided at the shop is boutta be my villain origin story

[mpj @mpanga28]

the answer was all of the above

[mpj @mpanga28]

a giant roach walked into my room last night after the club guess what i did

[mpj @mpanga28]

@Naminamidala Take gulps of air it’ll help

[mpj @mpanga28]

a giant roach walked into my room last night after the club guess what i did

[mpj @mpanga28]

jollof whaaaat?

[Joeva Rock @joevarock]

Twitter, it's time I share with you the "jollof rice" British Airways served on my flight to Ghana a few weeks ago

[mpj @mpanga28]

nets fans: y’all okay?

[mpj @mpanga28]

who knew that aot would be a villain origin story

[mpj @mpanga28]

literally was never the same

[tia @cursedhive]

what tv show cancellation turned you into the cold, heartless, monster you are today