MP

[Rayan @Rayanwaves]

Type of hand shake Hitler would be proud off 😭😭

[MP @mparchyafc]

@FinnAFC @LeeBeeSW Missed out😔

[🇬🇭🇬🇭 @Playboi_Gandhi]

Just used the “when was your last title” card to a Manchester United fan for the first time ever https://t.co/8OFcogbjAH

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Brazilian beer Brahma have just dropped their World Cup advert featuring Ronaldo and it's NEXT LEVEL advertising. 🇧🇷👏🍻

Easily one of the best we'll see.

[MP @mparchyafc]

@ArsenalRefWatch @AFCFixtureNews 😂😂 ffs

[⥁ @LFC_ERYAN]

Does that shyt say 11th June 2022!?!?!?!!????

[MP @mparchyafc]

@ArsenalRefWatch @AFCFixtureNews Nope

[MP @mparchyafc]

@HEJAFC ❤️❤️

[MP @mparchyafc]

That’s why we do it!
Next Stop: Budapest🇭🇺 🏆

[Kaka @KAKA]

Cut back 😂

[9ice @Niyi_23]

Random guy on the Elizabeth line tried to get onto me with chivalry gimmick for not giving up my seat for a women

[DW @Afc_DW]

Lil bro told me to make his meal large when im paying

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

I’m genuinely struggling to understand this.

Ye is banned from the UK for saying offensive things.

Meanwhile, a former ISIS terrorist, Ahmed al-Sharaa was shaking hands with Keir Starmer and King Charles III last week.

One said mean things.
The other chopped heads off.

This does not make sense.

[TH14 Comps @TH14_Comps]

Forget all the well known goals, Henry has COUNTLESS random bangers that nobody knows about. With huge variety too

commentators used to say he never scored ordinary goals

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

Ye & 80,000 fans singing "Heartless" at SoFi Stadium 🏟️

"That's what 80,000 people sound like ladies and gentlemen... they said I'd never be back in the states. Two sold-out concerts."

[D.A @danielsdunia]

Rocking up to international duties like😂😂😂

[cofutbol03 @C02003]

What a time

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Specifically this one

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂

Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?

Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂