Marissa Passaniti

Figuring out who I really want to be ✌️

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

Today I found out I passed my board exam to make me an RN and I hit every note of Lady Marmalade. It’s a good day friends. 🤗

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

My bed has been completely taken over by Will and Bentley. I hate that I can’t move but I also miss when both of them aren’t here crowding me. Make it make sense. 🥺🙃😅

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@tiannashaniece Many people wear them to lift due to how flat the shoe is. The best way to lift is actually with your feet as flat to the floor as possible, which is why people either just wear socks or wear converse because they’re so thin and flat against the floor!

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Would you allow a 10 year-old to babysit your newborn? Asking for a state legislature.

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

I went from someone who said to me,” who sings this song, not you, let them sing it”
to someone who says
“Why haven’t you sung for me yet?”
And my heart feels so happy 🥹

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

These boys off bumble really something else. “So when we gonna hangout” me “ when you ask me to hangout lmao” Don’t be up here asking dumb questions 😂💀

[NNAF Abortion Funds @AbortionFunds]

1/ The Supreme Court has overturned Roe, and decimated the right to abortion in the United States. With this ruling, SCOTUS is allowing Mississippi to enforce its harmful 15-week ban on abortion and is opening the door for state legislatures to further restrict and ban abortion.

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

I always thought Grey’s Anatomy killed too many people off, but the honest truth of the world is that the longer we live the more people we see die, and personally I’ve attended far more funerals at 25 than one should have to.

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@DPronti17 Your background tho 🥺

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

On this episode of the covid bachelorette: Just would like to shoutout the multiple men I have matched with during my covid quarantine who have asked me how I’m feeling everyday. You all get a 🌹

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@BigSexay95 @jlynn_burger Get her Jaleel

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Yeah this time is gonna be different. This is in front of the NRA convention in Houston.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@ughitsmadison Grace and Frankie!

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@DPronti17 As is Hershey/ Harrisburg 🤗

[Anti-Hate. World Peace 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

The easiest way to weed out men I don’t want to talk to is sending an obnoxious amount of Bentley videos. Only room for one man in my life 😂🐶

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@justine_cgrove Candlesssss and fresh air

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@Popeyes your wild honey mustard sauce is literally my most favorite honey mustard of all time and no stores ever have it. I just want a case for myself so every time I go I can have my favorite sauce 😩😩😩

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Marissa Passaniti @mpastaspaghett]

@Wendys give me back the chicken tenders and the wraps. The crispy chicken Caesar wrap was a top tier menu item. I shouldn’t be craving menu items from 10+ years ago BUT I AM 😩😩