M. Pastore

Oaklyn United FC ⚽️🦁
A goal without a plan is just a wish

[Nick Cruse 🥋 @SocialistMMA]

I will never understand Americans who look up to people who play make believe and dress up for a living

Celebrity worship is unbelievably cringe

[Dave Leno @DaveLenoTV]

7 years ago tonight, the Ilsinho game!

[遠藤 航 (Wataru Endo) @wataru0209]

発表にあった通りW杯メンバーから離脱する事になりました。
怪我をしてからここまで、自分にできることは全てやってきたので何も後悔はありません。

もちろん今回のW杯に出場できない悔しさはありますが、それよりもカタールW杯後からキャプテンとしてこのチームを引っ張り「W杯優勝」という目標を当たり前に口にできる集団へと一緒に成長してこれた事を誇りに思います。

今のチームは本当に素晴らしいチームです。
どんな逆境も乗り越え、まだ見たことのない景色を見せてくれると思います。

自分は今回の活動をもって代表を引退する事にします。
なので、これからは1人のファンとして日本代表を応援していきます。
将来、日本代表がW杯で優勝する瞬間は必ずきます。
それを信じてみんなで応援しましょう。

そしてその瞬間が今大会になるように、日本の力を１つにしてみんなで北中米W杯挑んでいきましょう！！

みんな、やるだけ🔥

遠藤航

[M. Pastore @mpastore8]

@BuschBeer So boring man. The people deserve peach

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Stern Drew @SternDrewCrypto]

🚨‼️ BREAKING: Declassified CIA files expose U.S. plans to control the world by manipulating the weather.

All those chemtrails in the sky… 100% now confirmed real.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[S 🇦🇲🇱🇧 @Shifty_Coffee]

A new report reveals widespread abuse of Sweden's International Student visa route, with nationals of Pakistan, India, Nepal & Bangladesh submitting fraudulent bank statements as part of applications.

They then drop out of Uni and work in food delivery.

https://t.co/4CGhKglwqf

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[cel²⁸ 🐝 @piastrihearts]

5 minute showers and paper straws guys!

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

Happy 38th birthday to one of the GREATEST Premier League strikers of all-time, Sergio Agüero! 🇦🇷💫

👕 786 games
🌟 559 G/A
⚽️ 426 goals
🅰️ 133 assists

🏆 5x Premier League
🏆 6x League Cup
🏆 3x Community Shield
🏆 1x Europa League
🏆 1x UEFA Super Cup
🏆 1x Copa America
🏆 2x U20 World Cup

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s business partners, the Alexander brothers, have been convicted on 19 counts of sex trafficking.

It’s odd how often sex offenders appear in the Trump family’s inner circle.

[Dapsy𓃵 @symplyDAPO]

The moment you figure out who the 4th person behind them is, this photo instantly becomes legendary. 🔥

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇦🇷🕷️ Sergio Agüero turns 38 today! 🎉

• 786 apps
• 426 goals
• 130 assists
• 20+ trophies

What a brilliant striker to watch. ✨❤️

[mcfc lads @mcfc_lads]

Consecutive #UCL Campaigns:

Manchester United - 1
Aston Villa - 1
Liverpool - 3
Arsenal - 4
Manchester City - 16

[garrett @jalenreagors]

He’s deadass AI’ing baby pictures to cater to the Patriots fanbase LMFAOOOOO

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Happy birthday, Makai! 🍋

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

early 2010s NBA memes

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

How i choose to remember AJ Brown's time in Philly.

#Eagles