Michelle Walker

my past behind me like a ponytail

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

I think every car should be equipped with sensors and a steering wheel that shocks you every time you change lanes without a blinker.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Fitting for tonight.

[Bart Gregory @bartgregory]

People so excited to see a guy in his 50's fight a guy in his 20's. You can see this almost every year after midnight around the Founders Square Pavilion at the Neshoba County Fair.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

It’s 2024, @Microsoft really needs a dialog box that pops up to say “Are you sure you don’t want to save the changes you’ve made to this document that you’ve been working on for 2 hours?” after you opted to not save the changes.

And yes, I know about OneDrive…

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

MA: “Mommy, is this God’s song?”
Me: “What’s that mean?”
MA: “Is God singing it?”
Me: “No, this is Tom Petty.”

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Everybody else finally had their pants at their hips. Eminem, I’m glad you didn’t “lose yourself”.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Calling it now. Kappa Sigs everywhere will have “Squid Games” as their new philanthropy.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

MA whines to go outside. Thinking I’d fool her I said, “if you find your shoes, we can go outside.” FIVE SECONDS LATER, she rounds the corner with her shoes in hand.

If my kid ever says she doesn’t know where something is, she’s lying to you.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Full body chills.

[Mississippi State Baseball @HailStateBB]

A call 43 years in the making...

Here's to you, @jimellismsu 🐐

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

I hate to say it but the nail biter wins are more fun. Proud to be a Cardiac Dawg. Dawgs win again!!

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

This tweet didn’t age well. #HailState

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

@clytnsmth183 says we’re going to lose to Vandy.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Okay sorry @dj2_ I can no longer work at home while the dawgs are playing. It is now proven. #HailState

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

@JessicaADiamond Is it safe to go to bed now??

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Tomorrow is the last day of the fiscal year and I really need to be on my a-game for work. But if I go to bed we might lose.

#NotSuperstitious #ButIAmALittleStitious #HailState

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

@clytnsmth183 says we’re going to lose to Vandy.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

@Boobie24Dixon DO IT BOOBIE. You won’t regret it

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

@MSStateAlumni @HailStateBB @JakeRobson7

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Can someone do a face cutout of me in Omaha? I’m having serious FOMO. #HailState

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

My kid bent one of the arms of my @BlendersEyewear sunglasses. They’re a little wonky but still functional. Today I straight up sat on them and bent them again. I straightened them back out and they didn’t break. RayBans would have snapped after the first bend. #loyalcustomer

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

McSteamy looking McOldie

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

1. I spilled my entire coffee on myself this morning.
2. I dressed for yesterday’s 80 degree weather bc I didn’t refresh my weather app.
3. Hypocrisy
4. Back yard burger is “currently not accepting orders.”

Wine me.

[Michelle Walker @mpatwalk]

Somebody missed the day in 6th grade when you learn state abbreviations. Mississippi=MS