paulisa

mediocrily funny sometimes

[paulisa @mpausalazar]

when are people going to realize that my opinions are facts

[Fede Aikawa @fedeaikawa]

Se está inundando el primer piso (repito, primer piso) del aeropuerto de Barcelona T1

[Comunitat Palestina Catalunya @Palestina_cat]

[Fil] 🇵🇸 Propers actes en solidaritat amb el poble palestí.
#AturemElGenocidi
#StopArmesAmbIsrael

Barcelona:

[shosh @shoshmcgosh]

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game.

emphasis on one time

[m @motiroti_]

new chapstick for men just dropped

[rachelle @rchlltrmn]

what’s the word for when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[¢𝐚ᔕᔕ丅ⓗｅя𝑜¢Ҝᔕ丅𝐚я 🎸 @casstherockstar]

"textbook is required for this class"

we gone see.

[maia 🥰. @stuckonmaia]

“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car and he sighed and muttered to himself “never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence”

[Kelley Greene @kelleygreene]

One of my most firmly held beliefs is that I should not have to work or pay bills

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

Guys on dating apps thinking they crushed the opener

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Just paid a bill. I really can’t keep doing this shіt

[Nova ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ @queensaraaiii]

“you’re not my type” bro i’m trynna fuck not donate blood

[Corhar @Corhar4]

If you say Pete Davidson's name in a mirror 3 times he will come date you

[paulisa @mpausalazar]

past hookups and dates viendo mis stories and liking my posts like bro just unfollow me. Men are fans

[siv @ranitageminiss]

obligarte a dejar de sentir cosas por alguien <<<<

[paulisa @mpausalazar]

past hookups and dates viendo mis stories and liking my posts like bro just unfollow me. Men are fans