Michael Bortscheller

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@emptywheel Did you make a screenshot on Irish time?

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@EWErickson Better yet, vote for a progressive tax policy to *actually* help the poor and homeless instead of pretending to care about them like Erick.

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@BrandyZadrozny In pounds? Does the USD equivalent mean that Dolly Madison needs to start saving portraits?

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@jeremytache @roybelly @BillyCorben @LeBatardShow I sought it out after you mentioned it on the main show. Bummed but not surprised that you're being brigaded by some of the worst people in the world. You're awesome on the show and I hope you keep it up. You were also right about Aaron Rodgers -- many people are saying 😅

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@AndyHermanNFL @craig_tyle54653 Wholistic. Damn it. Whatever.

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@AndyHermanNFL @craig_tyle54653 I really meant holistic, but it was punchier that way. You're great, Andy!

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@NFLHitman33 Unfortunately, what happened is they lost to a black man and lost their damn minds

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@footballzebras Why would you deny an old man a happy ending?

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@ElieNYC https://t.co/z3INmbMmk5

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@ElieNYC But remember that voicemail she left him? It didn't sit right with me even at the time.

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@BrettKollmann *Is* it that way, or do we just expect that because we've become accustomed to billionaire failson mismanagement of 80% of the franchises in the NFL? The Packers don't operate this way and neither do the the Steelers.

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@AaronNagler This Hamilton/Biehn slander will not stand!

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@chrisgeidner Purcell for we, but not for thee.

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@CameraForSenate @archer_idle Do you still agree with your party that Puerto Rico is floating garbage and legal Haitian immigrants are "illegals"?

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@jeremytache "Wait -- Puerto Ricans live in Pennsylvania????"

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@bomani_jones "Vote" became leftist....

[Michael Bortscheller @MPBorts]

@NFLHitman33 It's elementary, Watson -- I simply Love visual riddles

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@AaronNagler Don't know if it's what he was going for, but it gives me a kind of Cubist Grant Wood vibe that I actually really like even though I wouldn't have expected that.

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@briantylercohen Why'd they make that Muppet out of leather?

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