Mike Cornwall

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@Trialawdan @LasVegasLocally Golden steer had been one of my best steakouse experiences multiple times now.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@JDVance Look at the Texas district map. Then, go fuck yourself.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@EYakoby Protesting is NOT criminal behavior

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

Bringing out tanks for your birthday weekend gives micropenis energy hard core. Almost as much as putting your name in giant gold letters on rented buildings.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@altonbrown Susie beat you to the punch years ago. "Welcome to my only pans! I hope that you're horngry!"

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@adamcarolla Listen to the video. She's criticizing him because he said life was better under Jim Crow and used him being married to a white woman as an example of his hypocrisy. It is a very reasonable argument.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@therabbithole You already need an ID to vote in the USA. Republicans saying that you don't are asking for more restrictions than having an id in order to suppress votes.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

Trump announced Melania's book today. In his announcement statement, he said that he didn't read it. If you'd vote for a man that won't read his wife's book, that's on you bro!

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@altonbrown So many questions that you've already answered. I love QQ because of how honest and raw it is.
More honest, raw, cussing and drinking content.
Also - how do you cater for guests? How do you manage drinks, serving, and entertaining?

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

I'm selling my home in Belton TX. Check it out!
https://t.co/r05H5yhpCv

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

To anyone talking shit about the Great lakes not having real waves, lake Michigan just had a tsunami!
https://t.co/5ZgY1MWsgi

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@mcuban If Biden actually wanted to be a hero here, he'd hold conversations private and public at the White House with potential replacement candidates and then decide on one himself and put his full weight behind them. Make a huge, unprecedented show of it and create the dark horse.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@WordserviceDan @DanPriceSeattle You! Are the problem we have with the world today.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@toys_retro It's not like it's battletoads

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

Every time that I eat beats; I forget. The next day, I convince myself that I have colon cancer.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@stats_feed David Bowie

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@c1int404 @joebarnard I think you misspelled useless

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@shagbark_hick @jazzplane Except that a life without children can still be a full and fulfilled life.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@kifcap @vegasstarfish Manhattan is riddled with fake pot sellers. There doesn't seem to be anything stopping them.

[Mike Cornwall @mpccornwall]

@ShaiDavidai Speech is not terrorism and if we don't protect the speech that we disagree with, then with don't have freedom of speech.