Rissツ

Reid's mom💙Nurse💉Coffee lover☕Bookworm📚

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Maybe 30 will be the year I learn to use sunscreen on myself and not just my children. 🍅

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

@candyland9 Far more resilient than I am thats for sure!

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Maternity leave is a cruel joke. #letmestayhomeforeverplease

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

How do babies know when you're standing vs sitting. And why is making your mom walk the floors forever suppierior to rocking in the chair? 🤦‍♀️

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

@candyland9 Its at least a 4 day process. Wash one day, sit in a basket to fold for a day. Fold it and leave in a basket for a day, then put away. This is probably why I feel like I'm always doing laundry....

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

I'm so thankful to be pregnant, and hope this baby cooks for another 6 weeks, but WOW I can not wait to have a glass of wine.

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Today Reid randomly told me "we can't say God dammit, but we can say silly. Right, mom?" Ummm yes, but whaaat?

Hands full is an understatement. 🙃

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

I can't wait for maternity leave...

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

I told Reid that when we move to the new house he was going to get a big boy bed & his response was "Yeah, then my baby can use my crib, because he's littler" *heart melted* I hope he's as excited about his baby when the baby is actually here! 😂❤

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Who knew that your kid peeing in a toilet could make someone so proud. 😂🤗

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Tonight Reid told me "I don't like my supper" & promptly got up and dumped it in the garbage.

Welll....okay then!

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

@rikkiaroscoe His attitude is that of a 9 year old lately. 😩

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Reid just asked if we could get a puppy. I said maybe when you're a little bit older we can. His response "I am old, I'm 9!" 😂😂

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

In the mood to by ALL the baby things, but 1) we still have 18+ weeks to go 2) we don't really need anything & 3) We don't even know what this little ninja is!

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

@rikkiaroscoe 😂😂😂 it's so true though! Every other day he asks "is it garbage day time?" It's been a great took for learning the days of the week! P.s. he's currently on his way to your house to vacuum Quinn hair!

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Someone come potty train my kid.

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

@smithc555 30+50=80
80-5=75

But I'm probably a crazy person.

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

Today during lunch Reid insisted that he was a puppy and I had to ask him to "sit" and tell him "good puppy" for every bite. 2 year olds are a rare bread ya'll

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

My SIL is such a boss! This is amazing. So proud of you Rik ♧! 💙❤

[Rikki Roscoe, Ph.D. @rikkiaroscoe]

It’s here! 😱
My first solo publication is online at https://t.co/fa1ceCllc3.

[Rissツ @mpdahl10]

At this point even Reid is over quarantine. He's currently listing off every kid he has ever seen at Brenda's saying "mommy go to work today?"