Matt Peiffer

Mountain Dew and Diesel Fuel

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

Money can’t buy happiness but it does buy a jet ski and have you ever seen someone sad on a jet ski?

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

“No” for @dnickle05

[Daniel Nickle @dnickle05]

Alexa is a dumb bitch. What’s the point of you if I ask to turn off my lamp and you suggest ordering new curtains. I know you just want me to upgrade @AmazonAlexa @jasonlorenz @MattPeiffer04 @LizWolfeReason @tara9191 @EmilyWTVA @Savsays

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

@dnickle05 @Broccolex @pizzahut @newman @BroccoliCity @JasonLorenzini This is a high quality tweet but I’m going to respectfully disagree. I also believe pineapple is good on pizza as well

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

Little does she know, I’m just a gas guy from Tonawanda @Canada @USArmyReserve

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

Sent a snap to the fellas of my whiskey glass filled allll the way up. Buddy asked what it was and I had to tell him that it was some bunk ass whiskey. Not even Jack. Talkin bout some glenfiddich whiskey out here in these streets @whiskeymyers @sbg1 @NASCARHall

[Daniel Nickle @dnickle05]

You know what really grinds my gears? Restaurants that charge for bbq sauce. Bro, we both know that whole tub costs $2. Stop trying to rake us over the coals

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The diddy bowl

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

Hey ehh ehh ehh. Shut the fuck up, that song sucks. Go Sabres. @BuffaloBills @dnickle05 @Loucksauce @MeatRaffle56 @PaulGaustad @LindyRuffBuff

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

I’m gonna have no voice tomorrow bc of a meat raffle

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

I came hungry, im gonna spend everything I got. @dnickle05

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

A neat house, is not a clean house. Check them baseboards why don’t ya

[Jason Lorenz @Renzy86]

“Learn to wipe your ass, and the. You can stay up later” - Me.

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

@AdamsQuinnton 10/10 my man

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

Well Instagram is down so like.... email me a picture of your dinner to keep me in the loop.

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

Logs back on Twitter for the first time in a year.. yup we’ll see y’all later 🤣

[quinnton adams @AdamsQuinnton]

Kinda sad that kids now won’t ever experience almost dying on a four wheeler

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

3 wheeler*

[quinnton adams @AdamsQuinnton]

Kinda sad that kids now won’t ever experience almost dying on a four wheeler

[Ryan Mura @RyanMura]

a thread of jack eichel smiling but his smile gets smaller as his frustration grows

[Matt Peiffer @mpeifferr]

Lol a free wire tap 🤭😉

[The Penny Hoarder @thepennyhoarder]

Finally, you can get something for free in New York.